I was simply trying to be humorous, satirical, teh funneh. If you find my writing style intimidating you may want to hide it a little better, it's one o fthose huge conversation stoppers when people find out the great Wolfgaurd didn't graduate elementary school.
As for my penis size, I am quite satisfied, and so have others been who have had the benefit of it's use. That's really something only I really had to know. Thus why I didn't take part in this (poorly worded) poll.