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Posted on Saturday, December 14 @ 20:40:50 UTC by just_dave
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From WTEN's website: A nine-year-old boy is in trouble with the law accused of setting a fire at a Wal-Mart store. The incident took place Saturday at the Super Wal-Mart in Halfmoon. Deputies say the boy set a book on fire at the store. The flames spread to a number of other books and the store was evacuated. Luckily a worker put out the fire before it spread even more. The boy will face charges in family court.
Immediately springing to mind are two possibilities: a. the anti-christ visited wal-mart and found a 'believe in god' pamphlet stuck in a Harry Potter book and proceeded into a unholy rampage or b. a pissed off boy who was not old enough to buy 'papers' to roll a doob took a Cheech and Chong method of blazing up.
Different story by The Saratogian
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