Drinking Beer turns Men into Women
Date: Sunday, February 23 @ 00:42:32 GMT
Topic: detonate.net!
Sad news about beer. You have to hope this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Scientists suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
Gained Weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn't drive
Failed to think rationally
Argued over nothing
Had to sit down while urinating
Showed no interest in sex
Refused to apologize when wrong
No further testing is planned.
(Ok, not news, but a joke. Sometimes everyday news just gets boring...)
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