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Vigilante 
Unrequited Lover
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,21:03 |
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www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of the undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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He says turn the other cheek, but that seems kind of weak
I just want to beat up, beat up the meek
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: Apr. 29 2002,21:42 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It\'s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the religious right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with dear god no, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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BlackFlag
Objections noted; Notes discarded.
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,00:54 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the spice girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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[img]http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze327zx/pissed.gif[/img]
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Beldurin
Mayor of Detnet
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,03:24 |
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy the Moon (ooh, tides! . This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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Wolfguard
Flyswatter of the Apocalypse
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,16:48 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your doomsday device, bringing about the destruction of the masses. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
(on a side note, my minions have killed these people for me since they obviously know to much)
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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.
[url=http://www.teamwolfguard.com]TeamWolfguard.com[/url]
"screw the fireball spells...i got a case of WP grenades and a case of teddy bears!"
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Bozeman
Guardian
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Posted on: Apr. 30 2002,17:55 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of mad scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your doomsday device, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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It's the pop-o-matic bubble, motherfucker!
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Dysorderia
Kryten 2X4B 523P
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Posted on: May 01 2002,04:44 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Edited by Dysorderia on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
[url=http://www.kr1cket.com]www.kr1cket.com[/url]
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: May 02 2002,02:58 |
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I only seem to beable to do it once.. any way around that?!
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gambit
Take Lots With Alcohol
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Posted on: May 02 2002,04:28 |
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of corporate suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the return of the antichrist. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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Knowledge is power, arm yourself.
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Beastie Dr
I will abort you.
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Posted on: May 02 2002,04:40 |
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Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a police chief. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the destruction of the masses. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
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"Bladow, blazwoks!"
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