Ok now im scared. They were all abstract until now.A software box labeled "Windows '96 beta-test v1.0." The system requirements listed on the box are "IBM 286 or better, 640K RAM, 1 MB hard disk space, compatible with *anything*." The licensing agreement, if carefully read, stipulates that "all current and future rights to the user's soul, body, and financial assets will be forfeited to Microsoft. Any usage or installation of this software constitutes implied consent to this licensing agreement."
And where can I find some of these?
A case of Mountain Dew cans. They contain 120-proof spirits.
I definatly need some of this with gas prices where they are.
Several dozen small spherical green pills. Each one, dissolved in a gallon of water, will turn it into a gallon of high-test gas.
This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on December 07, 2001 at 01:26 PM