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The_Stomper 
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2002,08:23 |
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Let's play the "Events Leading Up To The Snap" game. Watch for the snap. 
- Stomper goes to club to dance, drink, have a good time (without jeopardizing his engagement - aka no picking up) with some friends, male and female.
- Later on in night. Much drinking has passed. One female friend of Stomper's is dancing close with another guy. Nothing wrong with that. Yet.
- Stomper observes Horny Little Pervert "HLP" repeatedly attempting to go up shirt/down pants of his female friend. Female friend repeatedly pushed his busy hands away.
- Stomper observes number of bouncers in vicinity and quietly notifies HLP that he should cease his attempts, or face the consequences.
- HLP scoffs due to number of bouncers. Stomper and friends leave shortly.
- After walking aforementioned female friend home (out of chivalrous kindness and concern due to her intoxication) Stomper begins walk home.
- Not far from home, Stomper bumps into aforementioned HLP. Alone. Since HLP is drunk, he does not recognize Stomper.
- Stomper initiates innocent conversation ... "Hey, weren't you dancing with that hot blonde girl (name deleted)?" HLP replies "Oh yeah, I copped a feel too ... man I was hoping to take her home and nail her but some asshole pulled her away." Combination of anger, protectiveness, and alcohol takes over. Snap.
- With zero warning, Stomper deals a single, vicious blow directly to HLP's nose. HLP drops to ground. "Yeah. That was me."
- Stomper then proceeds home, checking behind him to make sure that HLP is in condition to stand and return home.
- With a great sense of accomplishment, Stomper sleeps soundly that night.
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There is no round with your name on it. They're all labeled:
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humanoid
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2002,08:31 |
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Nice, nice
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demonk
The other white meat
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2002,16:33 |
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All hail the mighty and chivalirous Stomper! Your female friend should feel lucky to have a nice guy friend like you. A few more of you around the world, and maybe all the assholes out there will get the clue and start treating women as PEOPLE instead of just sex toys. I hate watching men do that. Because then all the women just assume all guys are like that, which a majority of us are NOT.
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I'm just two people short of a threesome!
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2002,16:49 |
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Exactly why I laid him out, demonk. I just wish I could've done it in the club, in front of all the other assholes. Make them realize that maybe, just maybe, they'll catch a fist or a foot from someone sticking up for a friend.
Chivalry isn't dead. It's just on life support.
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jim
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2002,16:59 |
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Sweet, you knocked his ass out WITHOUT getting banned from the club.
I'm no longer welcome in 2 bars, 3 clubs, and 1 titty bar in the DFW area for smacking people for touching my wife.
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demonk
The other white meat
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2002,17:19 |
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You took your wife to a titty bar, or did you just meet her there?
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jim
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2002,17:32 |
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Yeah, she'll go to titty bars with me...
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The_Stomper
300,000 dead kittens and counting!
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,00:12 |
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Feel free to imagine the increasing volume, ranting, and wild gesticulating as I make this speech.
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Hi, my name is Stomper.
I'll hold a door for a woman.
I'll offer my seat on a bus or subway.
I'll help a woman with her coat or chair.
When I dance with a girl, I behave myself and don't play the "busy hands" game.
I don't take advantage of girls, drunk or sober. That's just not right.
I do believe that women deserve more care and respect than men. Not because they're "the weaker sex" but because they're the "fairer sex".
I'll walk a girl home and not expect anything in return.
I'll give her bus or cab fare if she needs it, and won't ask for anything back.
I don't refer to girls as ho's, bitches, or sluts.
I don't treat them like sex toys or pieces of meat.
I get smacked by feminists and called a pig for just being a nice guy, but I just suck it up and move on. Life's like that!
And if I see someone pushing a girl to do something she doesn't want to, that motherfucker is getting the beats!
My name is Stomper - and I am Chivalrous! |
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Bozeman
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,00:49 |
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(bows)
You have much honor.
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It's the pop-o-matic bubble, motherfucker!
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2002,00:53 |
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About three weeks ago, a guy I went to highschool with (I've known him for the better part of 5 years) came up to me while my girlfriend was on my lap (back of a club/lounge) and starts hitting on her, and trying to feel her up! Apparently he thought (as a nearby friend later told me) "he thought he should be with her [my girlfriend]." He's mildly athletic, but he probably didn't know I've been instructed in various forms of karate (tae kwon do, jiu jitsu, etc.) for more than five years now. I could drag the story out about how I warned him and then what I did, but the bottom line is that I 0wned him. Then when he got up and tried to pull some sissy, beady-eyed back-stabbing manuever, I 0wned him again, and called him a bitch. This was in front of probably 10-15 guys an girls that I went to highschool with. Most of them were totally shocked, but it felt really fucking good.
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