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PostIcon Posted on: May 20 2002,10:34  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Ugh it’s 4:30am and my nose won’t stop bleeding…..this is pissing me off there is blood all over my pillows and hands. How can my nose start to bleed when I am sleeping?

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Find a doc in the morning.
Use ice and don't take aspirin.
Stuff cotton in yer nose.
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PostIcon Posted on: May 20 2002,18:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

well, really easily if the humidity is really low. I can have problems in the winter getting spontaneous nosebleeds if the humidity is too low.
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i liked your old avatar better ic0n0.

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i liked your old avatar better ic0n0.

Well i needed change, i will see if i can find another cool one BF.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 20 2002,22:23 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

pinch your nose at the bridge (the bit just where the bone starts i.e the middle of your nose)

dont tip your head back or forward or you might start breathing in your own life juice.

get a tissue as well cos chances are seeing as its summer you've got a massive chunk of snot causeing pressure on one of your bloodvessels.

keep it pinched and it will stop

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Get a C-clamp and tighten it down until both nostrils are firmly closed.  Proceed to sleep in peace.

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For a killer nosebleed, rail three asprin after you've already started bleeding.

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