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Dark Knight Bob 
qunt
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have a strong desire to kill me something. Been spending all my time these two weeks on "holiday" excersising and playing a combo of hidden & dangerous and operation flashpoint. finally going out this friday with a few mates. got coursework up to my ears i am REALLY tempted to gut me some innocnet civilians to satisfy my bloodlust. I've had FOUR dreams about having a woman in the past 5 nights so i need to get laid soon or theres gonna be a spot of genocide in the north surrey area.
I can't believe my fucking subconcious has the fucking nerve to try and make me believe i have women to shag all i want. Fucking pisses me off!
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incubus
mack daddy
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,13:26 |
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| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 04 April 2002,17:05) | | surrey |
Wow, I really feel for you man 
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Crafty Butcher
My legs! My legs! I can't feel my legs
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,13:41 |
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| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 05 April 2002,02:05) | | north surrey |
i think you probably qualify for UN aid or something
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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,15:52 |
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| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 04 April 2002,17:05) | have a strong desire to kill me something. Been spending all my time these two weeks on "holiday" excersising and playing a combo of hidden & dangerous and operation flashpoint. finally going out this friday with a few mates. got coursework up to my ears i am REALLY tempted to gut me some innocnet civilians to satisfy my bloodlust. I've had FOUR dreams about having a woman in the past 5 nights so i need to get laid soon or theres gonna be a spot of genocide in the north surrey area.
I can't believe my fucking subconcious has the fucking nerve to try and make me believe i have women to shag all i want. Fucking pisses me off! |
I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, but I have no idea what most of this means. Damn European English!
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DELUDED_BIPED
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,15:56 |
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What is North Surrey?
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smartsnake
fol ol de ol rol im a troll
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,16:23 |
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Heh I actually understood what alot of that meant.
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Crafty Butcher
My legs! My legs! I can't feel my legs
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,16:26 |
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| Quote (Beldurin @ 05 April 2002,15:52) | | Damn European English! |
erm...sorry, but there's no such thing. There's English (as spoken by English people) and then there's what you speak which is American English. Hands off my language, bitch.
oh and Surrey is a bit like Alabama only smaller. and with more apples.
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even if his brain wasn't mush - which it is - he chewed out his own tongue a long time ago
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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,21:02 |
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listen, "guv," it's not your language...or something...
In reality I didn't have anything good to say, I just wanted to use "guv" in a sarcastic, derogatory way.
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Anztac
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,21:04 |
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I've never had a wet dream. Never been laid. Only kissed once.
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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 05 2002,21:13 |
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| Quote (Anztac @ 05 April 2002,15:04) | | I've never had a wet dream. Never been laid. Only kissed once. |
Where did that come from?
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