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Jynx 
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Posted on: Mar. 08 2002,01:50 |
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The other day, I went looking for a birthday card for my mom.
I'm still having nightmares.
This helpful little suggestion is sent out to all of the large greeting-card organizations:
IF I HAVE TO READ **ONE MORE** NAUSEATINGLY CUTESY, PREDICTABLE, BRAIN-DEAD, ABCB-RHYMING-STYLED POEM ONE MORE TIME I WILL PUT A LARGE ARSON-RELATED CONTRACT OUT ON YOUR COMPANY.
Why can you not create some decent cards, for once?? No one I know likes those cards that go:
You're such a perfect mom, you know,
You've always helped me out!
The perfect way you wipe my nose
Just makes me want to shout!
loop ad nauseum
Please do us all a favor. Fire all of your current crop of zombie rhyming machines, and hire a couple of creative folks for us.
Please.
<edit>got the rhyming pattern wrong. oops.</edit>
Edited by Jynx on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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We don't make software "releases". Our software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of developers and QA people in its wake.
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Mar. 08 2002,03:19 |
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1) get one that's blank on the inside and scribble on it
2) make one yourself
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Who's yo Mommy?
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Jynx
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Posted on: Mar. 08 2002,20:20 |
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Yeah, I believe that's what I ended up doing.
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Rhydant
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Posted on: Mar. 10 2002,05:33 |
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| Quote (Nikita @ 07 Mar. 2002,11:19) | | 2) make one yourself |
yeah, nothing beats the ol' "happy birthday mom, love <name>"
simple, and to the point.
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And when people tell me what is OK and what is not, it should not be unexpected see, I extend my middle right hand digit and say "Hey, would you like a lemon or lime with that piece of advice, Mister?"
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: Mar. 11 2002,00:54 |
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go to carlton cards.
funny, errotic, ugh that's all.
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Spydir
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Posted on: Mar. 11 2002,02:15 |
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you from west virgina man? I don't know anyone who gets erotic cards for their mom...
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Catch The Sickness
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editor
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Posted on: Mar. 11 2002,08:22 |
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ooooh it's cold in here
Is this topic dead?
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liquid metal
i make this look good
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Posted on: Mar. 11 2002,15:30 |
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funny cards for mom
errotic cards for chick you will be getting into the sac with.
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Nikita
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Posted on: Mar. 11 2002,15:41 |
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| Quote (editor @ 11 Mar. 2002,03:22) | ooooh it's cold in here
Is this topic dead? |
just because it's idle for a few hours doesn't mean that it's dead. Relax! Jeeeez. 
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editor
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Posted on: Mar. 11 2002,17:57 |
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I'd like to think that by now you might guess I was teasing.
sorry.
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