/*
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* Self-Evident.com | | Hack.co.za | | Genocide2600.com
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* THIS PRODUCT IS COPYWRITTEN BY SIL, JHH, AND IGNORANCE OF ANTIOFFLINE,
* MACROSHAFT, STUPID-BITCH.COM, AND SILICONINC.NET ALOGETHER FEWL. ANY
* MISUSE OF THIS OR ANY ONE OF OUR PRODUCTS WILL LEAD TO AN IMMEDIATE
* BEATDOWN VIA WAY OF SOME SIZE 10 CONSTRUCTION BOOTS IN YOUR ASS UNTIL
* YOU SUFFER LIFETIME HEMMORHOIDS. MACROSHAFT NOR ANY OF OUR AFFILIATES
* WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEFT OF YOUR H0ES AT THE HANDS OF A PIMP
* WHO'S PIMPAGE IS GREATER THAN YOURS. WARRANTIES OF THIS AND OF ANY OF
* OUR PRODUCTS ARE NOT GUARANTEED AND IN FACT IS MORE OF A COMICAL PLOY
* IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE WE WILL WARRANTY THIS SHIZNIT BITCH. COMMENTS
* QUESTIONS RANTS AND ANY OTHER BULLSHIT YOU CAN SPEW WILL BE ECHOED TO
* DEV FALSE UPON ARRIVAL SO SEND YOUR EMAIL IF YOU WANT TO BUT BE WELL
* ADVISED UNLESS YOU ARE OFFERING JENNA JAMESON PRON PICTURES OUR STAFF
* WILL UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE RECOGNIZE YOU.
* sil@antioffline.com | | sil@macroshaft.org | | sil@stupid-bitch.com
*
* MacroShaft Enterprise Pimp Edition Server 6.9 @$November 8th, 1999
* recognize already!@#*
*/#ifndef pimporazition
#define pimp
#include <h0e.h>
#include <skillz.h>
#include <ghett0/talk.h>
#define PIMPAGE_MAJOR 68 /* pimp0rz never go d0wn */
#define PIMPAGE_MINOR 8 /* average pimpor penis size */
/*
* Keep our pimpage on point
*/
#if OTHER_PIMP 44_MAGNUM
typedef int shamoke_dat_ass;
typedef u_int extort_his_ass;
#endif
typedef struct pimp elite;
typedef struct pimp mack_daddy ;
struct pimpage_header {
cooli0_hairdo magic;
no_limit_souljaz tunes_major;
puff_daddy tunes_non_pimpage;
tommy_hilfiger gear; /* sil's choice of pimp wear */
nike_air_max shoes; /* pimpage shoes of choice */
bitch verbage; /* favorite word */
h0 verbage_minor; /* used as a bitch substitute */
sup_dawg friendlyword; /* word of choice to friends */
fewl idiocy; /* putdown to other pimp0rs */
cellphone MicroTac; /* pimps stay in style */
ride Lexus_GS300; /* choice of pimp0rs wrldwide */
40_oz Malt_liQuor; /* prefferably Old English */
trees Cannibus; /* herbal remedie */
STFU shut_the_fuccup; /* pronounced stee foo */
BBHMM funding; /* bitch better have my money */
aiight yes; /* definition of hell yes */
onion bitch's_ass; /* code to talk about rumpage */
rack chix0rs_cleavage; /* wot a rack dawg!@#*& */
gat Smith_Wesson_9mm; /* pimpage negotiation tool */
pigeon chix0r_minor; /* refer to bitch and h0 */
};
typedef void (*police, dykes, nuns)(*const, funds, hoes, gear);
void p0p0 (police*);
#endif /* _PIMPAGE_ */
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