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I am really starting to hate this idiot. This happens every damn Thursday:

I get to the lab, it's locked. It's HIS day to unlock the lab and let the animal shipment in. The fucknugget knows it. The animal shipment ppl are getting pissed at us. We don't want to get on their bad side.

I try to start experiments, but uh oh, there's no NaCl. Grumbling, I look on the whiteboard to see who is supposed to watch the supply. Guess whose responsibility is it to make NaCl? HIS! Ok so I'm getting pissed.

I got to make NaCl. But guess what? There's no distilled water! I specifically told the idiot to go get water the day before b/c he wasn't doing an experiment and was sitting on his ass playing chess.

Majorly pissed and uttering every curse word in every language I know, I go down to the basement to haul up 4 liters of water to the 3rd floor (thank god for elevators) to make the solution. Which takes a good 15 minutes to dissolve completely. After which I can make my solution, which takes another 15 minutes to tweak the pH. I'm not letting him have any. Figure he'd be smarter and more responsible since he has an MD.

Christ, he's here. Grrrr ...

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,13:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
don't talk. HIT HIM!!! Where it hurts most...
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,14:30 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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don't talk. HIT HIM!!! Where it hurts most...

in the wallet. Jack that mofo while he aint lookin.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,15:00 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
and then for good measure, grab his car keys.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,15:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
He's the doctor, which must make him figure that the non-doctor is the gofer.

It sucks, but when someone's got eight years of education and one hella difficult-to-obtain title, they sometimes get the impression that they walk on water.

I can't relate ... I have students, I boss them around, and I make them do the shit I don't want to, because my boss is making me do the shit he doesn't want to.

Shit work seems to flow downhill around here, and clogs up at the students.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,20:19 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
The solution: A single drop of conc. HCl on the back of his neck while he's bent over the desk doing something precise.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,23:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Yea, he may be the doctor, but he's the newbie in the lab and the worst surgeon I have trained. He's a lazy dong who doesn't understand the concept of deodorant. Argh.

Oh well, I sat him down and just about raised my voice at him. (I have seniority over him in the lab thank goodness). And he scurried to fill up the water reservoir. Yay!

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Oh well, I sat him down and just about raised my voice at him. (I have seniority over him in the lab thank goodness). And he scurried to fill up the water reservoir. Yay! [/B][/QUOTE]

*whistles* go girl!

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The solution: A single drop of conc. HCl on the back of his neck while he's bent over the desk doing something precise.

The neck? Oh no. There are much worse places to put a drop of hydrochloric acid.

Ever dropped a pencil down someone's pants ..... ?

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 10 2001,18:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
uhm.... wouldnt hydrocloric acid SEVERLY burn him?

where im from (read: America) thats called assault.

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