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Ever wish that time would just stand still while you recover from something, be it physical, emotional, mental, some of the above, all of the above?

Shit, seems like today is national, no, local pick on Nikita day. Every possible deadline converges, everything that can possibly go wrong goes to hell in a dainty handbasket, every possible asshole within a 1 mile radius orients their festering, dingleberry-laden starfish in my general direction. Well a jolly afternoon to you too! ARGH!

I need a hug. Hell forget hugs, at the rate things are going, I'm going to need some serious sweet lovin'!
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,14:25 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
No, girl; what you need is a .357 magnum.
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,14:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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No, girl; what you need is a .357 magnum.

Nope.

Cut and chopped M136 and a male slave to carry the ammo.

Why use a six shooter and get 6 morons when you can use a mini-gun and get them all...

When she is done with the mini-gun she still has the male slave to handle her other request and everyone is happy.

You people need to learn to look at the big picture.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,14:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
While your suggestion surely has merit, the fact remains that no matter how large a belt you have, you can't get them all.

Thus, I go in for the style points. Six shooter, dirty harry style. It would surely make her day.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,14:41 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,14:42 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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I'm going to need some serious sweet lovin'!

/me raises hand
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,14:44 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
/me slaps mattimeo's hand down

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,18:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I always wished I could freeze time... Just stop time right when that hot chick that sits in front of you turns around in that "special" way, and just kinna... I dunno... run home, grab the camera, and take a picture. Then unfreeze time... That would be the shit...

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,18:35 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
If you stopped time and somehow could void your body from that time stoppage I don't think you could move. The air around you would have no way to yeild...

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 05 2001,18:54 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
Well I had a crappy day, too... I could use a hug/massage/sweet lovin'/whatever, too!

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