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This is what pisses me off. Since I have split up with my wife, I have kept up a pretty active dating life. The problem is that every FUCKING girl I go on a date with just wants to be my friend. We still hang out and laugh and all that, and hugs goodby (kisses on cheak), but when it comes to real dating or sex.... They just "don't want to jeperdise the friendship." FUCK EVERYONE OF THEM... What am I, gay? Am I just that gay homo that you hang out with because you feel safe around them. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU LADIES, I THINK ABOUT SCREWING YOU BRAINS OUT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!! So what is it, if I don't try to fuck on the first date, than it's just friendship... THIS IS WHY I HATE WOMEN.... EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! I'm getting really tired of this shit. I have come to a conclusion.

1) Nice hot women are either gay, married, or hanging off the arm of an asshole

2) Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

3) The life of a monk is underapretiated

4) WOMEN ARE THE ROOT OF THE EVILS OF THE WORLD

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 27 2001,12:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 27 2001,14:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

Don't move to Tucson. Women under the age of 23 are all pushing strollers with an asshole hanging off their arm and a ring on their finger. They don't know what they want, but the certainly got it. They may be evil, but they're certainly not bright.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 27 2001,15:09 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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1) Nice hot women are either gay, married, or hanging off the arm of an asshole


2) Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

1) Just turn into an asshole and the government will assign you a hot woman to hang off your arm.

2) They may not know what they want but they sure are fun in bed. And as long as you know what you want (your cock in thier mouth) it worth it for a short time.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 27 2001,20:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Don't move to Tucson. Women under the age of 23 are all pushing strollers with an asshole hanging off their arm and a ring on their finger. They don't know what they want, but the certainly got it. They may be evil, but they're certainly not bright.

LOL I thought it was like that only in Virginia. ALthough here most of them are ghetto babies and the daddys in jail. THey have to live with grandma and grandpa for another 18 years until they decide to get their shit together.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 27 2001,20:28 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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This is what pisses me off. Since I have split up with my wife, I have kept up a pretty active dating life. The problem is that every FUCKING girl I go on a date with just wants to be my friend. We still hang out and laugh and all that, and hugs goodby (kisses on cheak), but when it comes to real dating or sex.... They just "don't want to jeperdise the friendship." FUCK EVERYONE OF THEM... What am I, gay? Am I just that gay homo that you hang out with because you feel safe around them. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU LADIES, I THINK ABOUT SCREWING YOU BRAINS OUT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!! So what is it, if I don't try to fuck on the first date, than it's just friendship... THIS IS WHY I HATE WOMEN.... EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! I'm getting really tired of this shit. I have come to a conclusion.

1) Nice hot women are either gay, married, or hanging off the arm of an asshole

2) Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

3) The life of a monk is underapretiated

4) WOMEN ARE THE ROOT OF THE EVILS OF THE WORLD

You just have to tell them very very very very early that you are looking for something serious and dont want to end up being a GGF(gay guy friend). If they want to start something intimate they will hopefully show the signs and let you know. If they dont at least you can move on without spending a few months salary.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 27 2001,23:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
whats with all the gay refrencing, maybe you actually are gay thats why you cant get close to them
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 28 2001,01:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
just remember, whitey, men may control the free world, but women control the boobs
i think ive said enough

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 28 2001,01:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Or maybe you're better off being gay yet your natural preference is women?

No, that's unreasonable.
Just sayin shit.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 28 2001,02:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
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just remember, whitey, men may control the free world, but women control the boobs
i think ive said enough


At least source a on topic quote like that

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