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... starting to regret choosing engineering ... any major w/ engineering in the name is insane. I hate stoichiometry, chemical engineering sucks. Just fucking cancel all the damn units, but no, have to hold on to them b/c some other conversions need em. Just hit the damn convert button on the TI-85, but noooo, have to show work.

Oh, great, some lines on the LCD are missing.

Massive calculations ... the pain ... the pain ... 3 down, 2 more to go. Good bleeding orifice 'o pain, they can't expect me to know everything, can they?!!??!?!?!?!!??!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

I'm so tired. Unwired.
In pain. Insane.
Brainfried. Wish I died.

Why don't they have easy majors like ... whoreing ... or pimping ... streetwalking ... or are they just cleverly disguised under another name ...

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Yes, it's called 'A-Level Geography'.
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What year in Engineering are you? The first two years have the most tedious stuff, then you get to really focus on your chosen branch of Engineering.

And if you really get frustrated, I've heard some other PSU people refer to engineering as "pre-business."

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Nikita is a grad student Observer
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I feel your pain. I'm working on a technology master's. Last week in my telecommunications technology class we covered 2 semesters of electrical engineering in 3 hours.

MY......BRAIN........HURT.....
Then, right before I passed out, I though "If it wasn't for my horse, I never would've spent that year in college" </Lewis Black>

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How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

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Yea, I'm grad school ... bio(medical) engineering. The big bad thing about this major is you have to know life sciences AND engineering ...

When I was an undergrad I took the weedout life sci and engineering classes. I got stuck w/ the goddamn pre-meds in advanced physiology as well as the hardcore nutcases in engineering. (yes, sir! Up both ends please, sir! Thank you come again)

Beldurin ... 2 semesters of EE in 3 hours. Either you're kidding me or damn, that sucks

And yes, one of the people from my lab ran off to get his MBA after he got his M.S.

I wish I could be like the ditzes out there who walk around with nothing but the tiniest of bags that's barely big enough to hold a tampon, whip a cell phone out of the bag and start talking in the most annoying quasi-supersonic voice imaginable ...

My friends and I call them SpeechCom majors

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Then maybe you need a Grad School Barbie to cheer you up!

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Then maybe you need a Grad School Barbie to cheer you up!


Umm...is there a grad school Ken?

And I'm not kidding about the EE.

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GRADUATE ADVISOR KEN:
Barbie's mentor and advisor in her quest for
increased education and decreased self esteem.

Grad Advisor Ken (tm) comes with a
supply of red pens and a permanent frown.

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Deluxe Grad School Barbie
comes with a "Snap" button,
bendable arms and legs, and a small vibrating
motor. Press the button to
watch Barbie crumple into the fetal position and
tremble uncontrollably.

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Grad Student Barbie!
Graduate School Barbie comes in two forms:

Delusional Master's Barbie (tm)
and Ph.D. Masochist Barbie (tm).

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I had seen the full text posted on a wall in one of the grad buildings. There was also a reference to Real World Skipper, who just got her Bachelor's degree and a real job. There was a warning not to leave Barbie and Skipper alone in the same room as Barbie's hands seemed to mysteriously fuse to Skipper's throat.

edit: Guess I should read all the way through those links I post, eh?

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