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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 18 2001,20:18  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

After reading some posts on here, it seems to me that tensions are running high here at DetNet. So, in an effort to allow everyone to get along, I am offering this thread as an escape valve.

When posting here, remember that personal, pointless attacks are essential, they must show a modicum of creativity, and taking them seriously is absolutely forbidden.

Shall we begin? Since he (?) is so easy to get going, I'll start with Lam0r_D00d--he is such an enormous wanker that he hasn't figured out how to velcro his shoes yet. He couldn't carry on an intelligent conversation with a garden hose.

Enjoy!

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SKANK WHORE!!! IF I HAD WANTED YOUR OPINION, I WOULD HAVE BEAT IT INTO YOUR DADDY MOLESTED LITTLE HEAD AND THEN BEAT IT BACK OUT OF YOU!

Andddd.... I'm spent.

edit - had to add the Austin Powers humor

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You must die! I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swirve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
‘Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2001,04:00 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Shut the fuck up, Neophyre. You god-damn, Phillopeno pillow-biting Forum Nazi.

no, really. i dont like you.

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oh my god rhydrant that was the most stupid piece of irrelevant crap i have ever seen on the internet. you should write for those porn ad banner sites oh wait they are probably too intelligent for you.

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SO SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF COCK SMOKERS UNLESS YOU WANNA BE BUTT FUCKED HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE AND THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY HARD CAUSE UR ALL USED TO TAKING TOUGH ANAL

...its hard to flame well without something to flame at

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2001,11:07 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
Originally posted by fatbitch:

SO SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF COCK SMOKERS UNLESS YOU WANNA BE BUTT FUCKED HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE AND THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY HARD CAUSE UR ALL USED TO TAKING TOUGH ANAL

Its flames, not the list of pickup lines that work on you.

flamewars are fun but im more of a flame sniper.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2001,17:09 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

jim, you're an idiot

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2001,18:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

all of you suck.
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2001,18:16 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
Originally posted by Jynx:
I'll start with Lam0r_D00d--he is such an enormous wanker that he hasn't figured out how to velcro his shoes yet. He couldn't carry on an intelligent conversation with a garden hose.

Enjoy!


W00T? F00K3R. 1 0WN J00. 1 0WN J00R M0TH3R. IM NOT THE ONE THAT GETS HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA AT THE SIGHT OF 8 YEAR OLD BOYS YOU PETAPHILIC PEICE OF SHIT. I SAW JYNX PEEKING IN A KINDERGARTEN WINDOW. HIS SYPHLITIC-RIDDEN HARD-ON RIPPED STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS PANTS. HE IS A TEABAGGING RIM JOBBER AND A CUM-BELCHING ROAD-WHORE. HE ENJOYS DECOMPACTING HIS GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WITH HIS TONGUE. TO CALL HIM A SLACK-JAWED, JIZZ-GURGLING, CUM DRUNK, SPERM BURPING FAGGOT WOULD BE TOO NICE. HES FUCKING WORSE THAN ASS ON A STICK. JYNX YOU CAN TAKE THIS POST AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS.(IF ITS NOT ALREADY)

NOW GO BACK TO LOOKING AT YOUR SCAT OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME.....

f00k3r

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 19 2001,19:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

Alright, since I'm still in full 'hockey crowd' mode. (Midget-A provincals are in town and most of my friends are playing). So with that in mind:

EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT AND DIE! HEY NUMBER 5 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, PLAY SOME HOCKEY YOU FUCKWAD! GOOAALIEE GOOAALIEE.. SIMP!! SIIIMMP! WHERES THE CALL? WHERES THE CALL? COMMON STRIPES YOU FAT FUCK. MAKE THE CALL! LINESMENS A FAGGOT, NICE HAIR FAG! OH COMMON! WHERES THE FUCKING CALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT? OFFSIDE? FUCKYOU OFFSIDE!

aah. much better.

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