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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,01:54  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

plz note, tyler durden is my nick on icq, hence me being Tyler, not Neo. erghhh
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Tyler 6/03/01 1:43 Who's this?

Neo 6/03/01 1:43 WHY

Tyler 6/03/01 1:43 COZ I WANNA FUCKING KNOW

u asked me for autho before
and then again
i dont fuckin know who u r

Neo 6/03/01 1:45 A REGULAR FUCKIN GUY WHAT THA FUCK DO YA WANT

Tyler 6/03/01 1:53 umm... what do u mean what the fuck do I want?
your the one that sent me autho u dumb fuck

Tyler 6/03/01 2:05 so what the fuck do YOU want?

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,02:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Wait till you see what I've got in store.. hehehe.. 5 minuites.
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ROFL.

Well allright, he's my friend and we just do that as some sort of sick joke.

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heh, i get all sorts of weirdos on ICQ, south american guys who hit on me, in portugese no less, even after i tell them that i'm a guy, straight, and i only speak english. I've got like 10 13-17 year old girls who just randomly add me, and then ask who the hell i am when i try to figure out who they are. I usually just laugh and ignore them, next time i'm home i'll have to do an official tally.
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I think my personal favorite is "Jack" who requested my auth (denied) and still periodically messages me giving me weather reports in Canada. I am in SOUTHERN NEVADA.

And the occasional guy from Manila or wherever who wants to be pen pals. translated: Oooo...a GIRL.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,16:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I mostly get spammed on ICQ. I've taken to sending back the goatse.cx link, or the comp-geek thing now. I hope I get at least one of them sometime.
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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 05 2001,18:16 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

here's what I do.

Them: name, age, sex?
Me : Lucifer, imortal, yes please.
Them: No, I'm serious.
Me : oh ok
Donald duck, 25, yes please.
Them: Stop it, c'mon I just wanna know.
Me : Would you perfer I said my name was just Donald?
Them: Oh your name is Donald eh?
Me : no.
Them: C'mon!
Me : fine

etc, etc, etc

I have alot more fun with foreigeners especially if they don't speak english very well

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 06 2001,08:17 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

i fucking hate random people on icq (and more frequently IM) that just randomly messag me with a/s/l.

oh yeah and ever since i updated my icq info with my school info (about nuclear eng) i have been getting msgs from people in IRAQ, IRAN, SAUDI ARABIA, LYBIA, AFGANISTAN, N. KOREA, PAKISTAN, RUSSIA, and FRANCE (!) asking about nuclear engineering. none of them outright asked me if i knew how to make a bomb, thank god.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 06 2001,14:25 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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(about nuclear eng

You should totally put some stuff in their about chemical engineering specializing in biological weaponry. Or, ballistics and delivery mechanisms. Or, that you were an explosives expert in the Army. The possibilities for great ICQ Pranks are limitless.

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and then just tell them how to make a bomb that ends up blowing themselves up. reminders of the sadam thread

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