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PlasticJones 
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Posted on: Feb. 06 2001,17:54 |
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Praises be to Bobo the Homeless Guy! For He has given us Weapons with which to destroy the Plastic Menace! He has given us His knowledge of the power of bic lighters when combined with holy tin foil. This is His gift to us! We must not let Bobo down! Take up your bic lighters and tin foil and stalk the Legions of Demonic Packing Peanuts through the jungles of South America, surviving only on insects, small birds, and these toads that make you see very strange things like Richard Nixon giving a back massage to Tupac Shakur while Walter Cronkite gets jiggy with Bob Hope and a small elephant, so you try not to eat those toads but they're all over the place and you're really hungry 'cause McDonald's doesn't have a location in the middle of the jungles of South America and there aren't any birds that you can catch that don't smell like crap and you kinda like the hallucinations, anyway, except for the ones with Richard Nixon, he gives you the heebeegeebees anyway, so you eat a whole bunch of toads. Then this dude comes up to you and says, "You got any toads?" and you say, "Maybe," 'cause he kinda looks like Richard Nixon. And he says, "Dude, hook me up with that toad shit," and you say "Ok," and sell him a toad. And then he turns out to be FBI and you get busted. Only selling toads isn't illegal, so you're hooked up. That, Brothers and Sisters, is the true story of a soldier for the anti-Plastic cause! Raise up against the Armies of Plastic! Beware the Plastic Menace!
http://plastic.is.dreaming.org ------------------
plastic = bad
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LazyGit
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Posted on: Feb. 06 2001,18:19 |
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What in the fuck is the Plastic Menace and why would Richard Nixon be trying to steal it from you to ... make toads, which... you eat but don't do anything to you so you ... have to ... heat some ... tin foil with a Bic razor to ... AAAH FUCK IT
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PlasticJones
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Posted on: Feb. 07 2001,13:12 |
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I am not of the Cult of WebTV, nor a member of the Church of AOL. For I am Reverend Jones of the Church of Plastic, prophet of Bobo the Homeless Guy, here to bring Salvation and Ketchup to All of Civilization. Let there be cheese! Let there me mustard! Yet let the Plastic silverware sit where it sits now; it is a part of the Evil one, and should be disreguarded. Instead, take up your bic lighters and tinfoil and defend yourself against the Plastic Menace.
Bobo loves you. Really. More specifically, He'd love you to buy Him another hooker, but that, my friends and disciples, is another story. Only remember that hallucinations about Richard Nixon are simply dangerous. This is something that should not be sought after, and if it is experienced, should be "drowned in alchohol and cheap psychotropics" as it were. This is important. http://plastic.is.dreaming.org ------------------
plastic = bad
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askheaves
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Posted on: Feb. 07 2001,14:13 |
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I think Plastic Jones is my hero. I've never seen anybody build a post promoting his website out of words randomly selected from the english language, plus filler between. I think you can make a quick program (or find) that randomly generates words, or you could do it the old fashion way... open the dictionary to a random page and point to a random word.
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