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Yes I own one, and I like it, it is an extension of my penis of course. Well, it's a negative extension, 'cos men like to brag about how small it is.

But, my rant comes here ...

PEOPLE WHO HAVE ANNOYING BUTTFUCK RINGTONES AND ASSWANK MESSAGE BEEPS AND INSIST ON USING THEM ON THE BUS ALL THE FSCKING TIME

You know? Fair enough, I use mine 'cos I'm rarely in the house sociable hours so it's the only way to get hold of me. But, why on a bus? It winds me up so much ...

It goes like this ...

[FSCKING YANKEE-DOODLE TUNE] Oh hi rob, yeah, I'm on a [BUS|TRAIN|SPACE SHUTTLE] (they ALWAYS say that) then have some meaningless conversation ... aaaaaarrrgghhhh

Sorry about that. But there were like four on my bus today.

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I yell this through my pa horn about 3 times a day.

"HANG UP AND DRIVE YOU STUPID (BITCH/BASTARD)

Im thinking about mounting a ram on the front of my truck so i can safely(for me) run these morons off the road.

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The ringtunes tells alot about the owner of the phone.

If it plays the theme song from tintin you can be sure that they are gay, yuck!

If it plays beverly hills cop, they are wannabe l33t hax0rs

If it plays beethoven they have no taste in music, cuz that has to be played on a piano

If it plays the morse-sos they want people to kick them in the face, cuz noone is that stupid!

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ok, take this into mind: (iz very important...) if you see a black lady walking around in seattle/some exotic place, and her ringer is thge lone ranger theme...

you do what I do, you run, you run your ass off...

she's my homicidal teacher... she throws shoes, books, and assorted items...

she's a crack shot. she can make your head explode...

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What ever happened to a ring that sounds like a telephone?!
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Hehe...only weird people has one of those. Weird people that won't even try to be different. When I get a mobile phone, the tune should be something like "jump in the fire" with rich-a$$ metallica!

But then I'd start upgrading it's internal speaker to something bigger...I'd start with an ordinary cheap-ass bass boost. But then I'd construct an interface, so I could hook it up everywhere I went. To the bus-speaker or even the stadium speaker.

Then people would go insane whenever my phone was ringing and jump up and down, while telling me: "There's a call for you mr...you telephone is ringing"

And then when I take the call, everyone would think that I was at a party cuz' everybody was cheering

...or not!?!

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