FUCK YOU BASTARD ASS OXYGEN BREATHERS! FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' WANNABE PUNK BITCH, USING FUCKING CRAYOLA MAGIC MARKERS TO COLOR YOUR HAIR, WEARING SEWN TOGETHER CLOTHES FROM VALU-VILLAGE, LISTENING TO PROPAGHANDI...FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING "SMASH FASCISM" PATCH, YOU FUCKING SHITFACED SLUTWHORE.FUCK YOU, YOU PSEUDO-GOTH, SELF-ABSORBED BITCH, FUCK YOUR VAIN ATTEMPTS AT BEING DIFFERENT WHILE STILL BEING JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. FUCK YOU WITH YOUR OH-SO-WEIRD AND DIFFERENT ATTITUDE BUT DON'T WORRY, WE ALL REALIZE YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING SUPERFICIAL AT HEART. FUCK YOU SKEEZY, SLIMY, WHOOOORRRRE!!
HEY YOU BITCH ASS TIM-BURTON-WORSHIPPING BITCHFACE!! YOU FUCKING ARTSY, PRETENTIOUS, SELF-IMPORTANT SONOFABITCH! GO FUCK YOUR BERET, YOU FRENCHY MOTHERFUCKER!!! FIGHT THE POWER, YOU FAT, MISSHAPEN-HEADED MOTHERFUCKER!! (HOW THE FUCK DOES YOUR ARTSY FUCKING BERET FIT ON THAT FAT, LUMPY HEAD ANYWAYS?)
Happy birthday to me...Happy birthday to me.
KID TESTED, MOM APPROVED, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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