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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 29 2000,18:49  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Earplugs, a new invention from the creators of plastic.
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Problems with earwax? Simple! Use a power drill on extremely low speed setting and kiss those clogs goodbye!

(Disclaimer: power drill not reccomended for usage of removal of earwax by anyone.)

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Originally posted by Bozeman:
(Disclaimer: power drill not reccomended for usage of removal of earwax by anyone.)

Now you tell me.

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Blain- you live in Colorado (hey, my dad lives in Walsenburg! i know where you live!). you dont go swiming. all the damned water is froozen up there. i know, ive tried jumping in a river last november. not good.

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Yeaaaaaa Pueblo!
Actually Pueblo pretty much sucks (grew up in Durango) but I came up here to go to college (in state=cheap)

As for swimming in November, the earliest/latest I have ever been swimming is January. Talk about SHRINKAGE! You will never know how small your penis can get until you have to break open the water before you can get in

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I just spent a day with knackered hearing, thanks to my old freind, the wax.

Just about every time i go swimming.. bunged up ears for a couple of hours. It annoys me. It annoys me to hell.

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dood

Ice is natures way of saying its to cold to go swimming or fishing.

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I’ve gone swimming in snowmelt as well (I’m kind of dumb like that) and it was no warmer then the frozen lake.

Why do it? As whiskey said it’s kind of fun, and VERY invigorating.
Just for the record, I am a total pussy when it comes to staying IN cold water; I just like to get in long enough to know I am still alive.

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As long as I lived in Minnesota, I never participated in any of those polar bear things. They always seemed to be one of those California-take-care-of-your-life-BS things. Since I was 5, I've been ice-fishing, so I've equated falling into the ice as death. Not much chance of getting out, so I don't even bother. I love the cold, but not a chance of dunking into the 33 degree water.
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I was in Telluride last spring and the river we jumped into was nothing but ice cube runoff from the peaks above. Damn, that shit was cold. (but still fun)I can only imagine the winter months...you got to be pretty ballsy for that.
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