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Finally! My oversized keyboard came in the mail today! You see, before this came, I've been hitting keys, and inadvertently hitting 6-9 keys around it due to my...slightly large fingers. Hey, I said 69! Heh heh heh....anyway, back to the story. When I hit those 10 keys or so, the keyboard says "Sorry, your fingers are too fat to operate this keyboard. To obtain a special typing wand, please type IGOTMANTITS on the keyboard...now." It's pretty degrading. In retrospect, I should have probably not purchased a keyboard with a built-in speaker on the back, but, what're you gonna do? Anyway, I shan't be needing this dialing wand anymore! ...unless...I could always use it to stir my soup...yes, yes, that's a SMASHING idea! Anyway, my 4:30 snack is ready, and I'm already a few minutes late for that, so I got to run! Bye!

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 15 2001,21:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
its not QWERTY, but aparently you can cook eggs on it

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FUCK THE KEYBOARD I JUST GOT, IM BUYING ME ONE OF THESE! That is, if it can really cook eggs...

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 16 2001,00:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

SwitchskinsTM

Nowhere on that page does it mention anything about being able to cook eggs.
And, btw, that picture isn't of a keyboard

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Advice for thou:
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ADVICE FOR THOU: NEVER GIVE ME THE KEYS TO YOUR KITCHEN. Don't have keys to your kitchen? Then you're an idiot; anyone could come by and steal your precious, PRECIOUS food. Invest in a security system like I did to make sure the Wonder Bread...and ham hocks...and fried chicken...and cold cuts...don't fall into the wrong hands!

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 16 2001,03:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
nice self portrait.

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OH DUSTMAN, YOU FOUND MY MUTT LOAF! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

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I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.*

*by little i mean huge**

**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass

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