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kuru 
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,19:17 |
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Please somebody tell me why it is that the one Saturday I think 'Oh big deal, I won't need to shave cause I'm just going to hang out with my friends and nothing sexual is going to happen'...
Turns out to be the random chance opportunity to get freaky with a really hot guy?
GRR.
Although I really don't think he noticed.
-------------- kuru 'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.' -robert frost
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Jynx 
resident n0b0dy

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,19:52 |
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Ah, yes, the Laws of Murphy strike again.
I just hope nobody got rugburn.
(off-topic: AAAAAH!!! I can't find Crack's Smilies!! I'm stuck with these l4m0r ones!! Waaaa! )
-------------- --Jynx We don't make software "releases". Our software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of developers and QA people in its wake.
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kuru 
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:01 |
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Nope nope, no rugburn to be had.
Just would have liked that shave to be a *little* closer.
And then there's knowing for a fact that everyone on the other side of the door (namely in the livingroom) heard everything. And actually said "No sex in my futon."
-------------- kuru 'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.' -robert frost
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Wiley 
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:09 |
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I guess the moral of the story is; If you’re down for some random chance opportunity to get freaky with a really hot guy, then never be caught off guard. Get all that pesky hair lasered off permanently.
-------------- There's a sucker born every minute ...but swallowers are hard to find.
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kuru 
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:38 |
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Are you volunteering to finance that for me?
Laser removal is expensive.
-------------- kuru 'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.' -robert frost
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Wiley 
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:50 |
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If I buy it then I get to try it. Rules are rules. I paid for boobs for a girl once and got visitation right to them. :-) Then the gf found out ....not good :-( I can't visit no more :-(
-------------- There's a sucker born every minute ...but swallowers are hard to find.
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kuru 
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,20:54 |
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Loose Lips Sink Ships.
I guess if you pay for Lasering Kuru, you just have to not tell your girlfriend.
I'll agree to visitation rights.
-------------- kuru 'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.' -robert frost
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Spydir 
proof that humans suck (www.netsyndrome.net)

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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,21:34 |
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/me raises hand, while checking in pocket for total cash amount...
I have... $16.75 I can donate. How about a few snap shots instead of full access?
-------------- Net Syndrome - www.netsyndrome.net
Catch The Sickness
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kuru 
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Posted on: Mar. 19 2002,22:46 |
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Hm. $16.75?
For you Spydir, and only cuz it's you.....
Lap Dance.
-------------- kuru 'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.' -robert frost
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Jimi 
Caffene powered rant machine

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Posted on: Mar. 20 2002,00:36 |
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So everyone lied to me, money *can buy happiness.
Gotta get a better job and some lap dancers.
-------------- OK, but if we run out of maltesers i'm gonna go all crazy on your ass.
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