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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 04 2001,04:39  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I was just watching TV, and on 3 different shows guys got nook by fighting with their girl friends!

In one case, one person acidently spilled his drink on her... then she was all pissed... then he tried to appologize... then she threw her drink on him! Then he threw a book or something! Then she jumped on him and kissed him! THEY DO IT!

(one more) She's late... he makes snide remark... she calls his stupid... he hits her with pillow... she pull out gun and shoots him in foot (j/k)... he punches her in the face (j/k2)... she kisses him... they do it...

Is this what they mean by "one thing led to another"? Anyone had "tackle-sex"? Does this actually work in real life?

I'm thinking about picking a fight with a chick in a parking-lot now...

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oh trust me it works.

especially when u steal their mobile phone off them during a movie, then conveniently hold it on your lap refusing to give it back.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 04 2001,13:37 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
you go ahead and do that personguy

/me listens to police radio for "woman attacked by assailaint in parking lot, put out an apb for man known as 'personguy'..."

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 04 2001,23:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
yeah, dude. next time you wanna get laid, just go right on up to the girl and get behind her. then, very slowly put your hands on her shoulders and start giving her a massage. if she likes that, you just haul back and kick her square in the ass.

you'll get laid. works every time.

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Ahaha.. maybe if you spilled the drink and started laughing and she was horney and it was taken as a joke!

Pillow fights are nice too.

Anyhow, the second I read TV, I was all "whatever it is, no".
It's nothing but radiation & crappy content from sattelites directly to your cerebrum.

Computers are where it's at. Well, more of it anyway.

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