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got my new pad for second year (first year if i fail those fucking annoying resits grrr)
and i have decided to seriously go about getting a girlfreind problem is my whole moral dilemma to do with the whole being against casual sex on the first date. ahh this is uni and ur expected to shag arent you? but i dont want to until i know the bird quite well cos she might end up being some skank whore. but my masterful flirting technique involves heavy innuendo and lot of sexual undertomes (cos i find the gurls with kinky/dirty minds latch onto it staight away). ok i know i'm asking a lot: agurl whos fit and horny but hasnt slept with the majority. but i know its possible. met a gurl once who had a VERY dirty mind but was still a virgin but up for it with me. problem is she lives in america . so i need to find one within bonking distance HELP!?! how can this be done!

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met a gurl once who had a VERY dirty mind but was still a virgin but up for it with me. problem is she lives in america

Got an address or contact info?

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come to America

no seriously though, I don't know how girls behave where you're at. However, the ladies you just described are indeed few and far between.

- sexy flirty talk : some girls like it, some girls don't. Ladies usually welcome it when the guy is fun and attractive (score!). If some ugly drunken fleabag tries it, the lady gets disgusted. Nothing too graphic or gross tho! You probably know the art of subtlety

- touch her in the right places (down boy, not THERE <yet> ). A gentle touch on the shoulder, inner elbow, middle of back. She'll usually respond with reciprocating the moves ... sidling in closer to you ... or a slap.

- don't get drunk. That way you don't end up with some ugly hootch stinking up your sheets in the morning.

A trick I like to use is to speak a bit out of hearing range while looking directly at the guy I'm interested in (eh, usually soft spoken anyways). That way, he'll have to move closer to hear what I'm saying ... and in louder places, I'm pretty much whisper-talking into his ear (rrowrr), and I can put my hand on his shoulder while doing that ... applied with the "barely there perfume scent" leaves him leaning in for more.

Though best way is to get to know the girl and gradually work your way up to a relationship ... just don't fall into the "good friends" trap!

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How do you avoid the "just friends" trap? I've hit that every time.
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How do you avoid the "just friends" trap? I've hit that every time.

Join a monestary where any contact with women is prohibited.

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How does the "good friends" trap work? I know I fall into that alot. My guess is like this.

Acquaintance -> Friends -> Hanging out -> GOOD FRIENDS *-> Dating -> Marriage, babies, etc.

* Only proceed to next step if you avoid the "good friends" trap. Usually ways to fall in include not getting physical at JUST the right moment and... *poof* Do not pass go, do not collect bootay.

I usually fall RIGHT into that damn trap!

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PostIcon Posted on: Sep. 17 2001,23:54 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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- don't get drunk. That way you don't end up with some ugly hootch stinking up your sheets in the morning.

Ha ha ha that reminds me of my buddy this last weekend. We went to James madison univ.

Him: Dude how drunk did I get?
Me: Pretty drunk, you were dancing by yourself.
Him: Really? How long?
Me: For a little while. Then I thought I saw you leave with someone.
Him: Man, I woke up next to some kinda hobgoblin this morning.

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Him: Dude how drunk did I get?
Me: Pretty drunk, you were dancing by yourself.
Him: Really? How long?
Me: For a little while. Then I thought I saw you leave with someone.
Him: Man, I woke up next to some kinda hobgoblin this morning.

That is beautiful. That poor poor man.
I once woke up in a macdonalds garden, at least 50k from my house. I shit you not. It was a night after a 21st, with free alcohol, apparently we went clubbing, then I left, and then the next thing i knew, i woke up in bosnia. Least there was no skank near me.

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How do you avoid the "just friends" trap? I've hit that every time.

get her drunk so you can boink her.

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