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PostIcon Posted on: May 01 2001,02:39  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
You been in one of those situations...
...someone barges into your room...
...dancing close with a hot Christian chick...
...being poked in the nuts by a doctor...
...wearing joggers with no notebook to cover-up...
...need to escape from a skanky chick...

ANTI-WOOD TO THE RESCUE!!

My ANTI-WOOD is to imagine a fat guy leaning over onto a table and desparately eating a HUGE plate of spinich with a fork.

Anyway, what's YOUR ANTI-WOOD?

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well, PG, my ANTI-wood is pretty simple:

i think about either a fat guy in a speedo,
or i think about this REALLY ugly chick on my skool.. ([msg to solid] MANUELA! YUCK![/msg to solid])

yea, that works well..

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haha observer, funny..

Well, i personally think of some old, large lady just chomping down on piles of chicken....

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quote:
Originally posted by SiLVeR54:
well, PG, my ANTI-wood is pretty simple:

i think about either a fat guy in a speedo,
or i think about this REALLY ugly chick on my skool.. ([msg to solid] MANUELA! YUCK![/msg to solid])

yea, that works well..

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well you may think i'm disturbed, but i either think of various seens from event horizon or (more recently) of that girl that had a seizure...unfortunately the large numbers of hot chicks sunbathing everywhere on campus was too much for me no matter what i did! well i dont have to worry about that anymore cuz i'm back at crappy home again.
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Anyway, what's YOUR ANTI-WOOD?

My grandmother.
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My A-W: Some disgusting rancid meat, maggot filled pie. Sometimes it takes the will of the ninja to keep that damn thing at bay.

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lol! Thats a bit hard to apply discretely though!
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