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Originally posted by Evil_Monkey:
I AM 17. I AM a computer nerd. And I DO look like I'm 14. And that IS a curse.
It's cool bro. When you get into your twenties you'll be a hottie. When I was 17 I looked like I was thirteen. Now I'm 26 and get this- all the dudes who were the hotties in high school are already going bald and getting grey hair and getting fat and wondering where their good looks went. Most of them are either married or about to be married and their relationships SUCK.
I, on the other hand, have hot girlies crawling all over me. Mid-twentysomething girlies are far superior to teenage girlies; they've lost most of their weird hangups and stupid behavior and are far more enjoyable to get it on with. And they've finally figured out that nice guys rule and assholes suck. So I get tons o' appreciation.
Oh yeah, I also got to screw a married chick... well, they were separated and dating other people, but there was something very rewarding about doing some asshole's WIFE, esp. since was 24 and in her prime 
In other words there IS a promised land!!! Hallelujiah!