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Well, I'm sure most of you like the Simpsons just as much as I do, so let's see your favourite quotes!

Example:
"Ohh, the dogs, what's next? Dogs with bees in their mouths and when the bark the shoot bees at you?"
Homer

OR

"He didn't give you gay, did he?"
Homer

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"I saw them in the closet makin babies and i saw one of the babies and it looked at me"
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"I bent my wookie" -Ralph
"You're overstimulated, let's get some beer in you and then it's right to bed." -Marge
"Me fail english? That's unpossible." -Ralph
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Homer: Why oh why Jebus do you torture me like this-

*Ned knocks at the door*

Homer: What do you want?

Ned: Well hi-diddle-e-oh there neighbor-oonie! Ive just happen to got 2 extra tickets to the ball game today and i was wonder-

*Homer slams the door*

Homer: -I just wish i could get 2 tickets to the baseball game *Wahhhh!!!*

Marge: Homer, thats not Jesus, thats just a waffle that Bart threw up there

*Marge scrapes the waffle off the ceiling for Homer*

*Homer takesa bite*

Homer: Hmmmm... sac-ralicious....


im not sure i got all the wording right, but that was the main idea of the story

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Note: The new episodes of the simpsons suck (the ones produced after futurama started). Scab writers == bad.

I have many favorite quotes, but from the top of my head:

"Tastes like burning!" -- Ralph

"I am the champions, I am the champions" -- Homer

"Everything except the catfish" -- Bart

"Where's Bart? His food is getting all cold, and eaten" -- Homer

"I've created Lutherans!" -- Lisa

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quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
Note: The new episodes of the simpsons suck (the ones produced after futurama started). Scab writers == bad.

Indeed. They just haven't been the same. What happened to the good ol' humor:

Homer: Kids...I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: Uh...He sold poisoned milk to school children.

Homer: Lisa, you're not going to eat any meat anymore? Not even bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Yeah Lisa, some...magical, mystical animal!

Homer: How come the dog gets to eat meat?
Marge: Homer, that dog food is mostly made of snouts and entrails.
Homer: Mmmmmm... snouts.
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"...off of a real tall bulding, that's a great way to do it!" -Moe

"To start, press any key... where's the any key?" -Homer

"Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage." -Mr. Burns

"MAN! You go through life, you try to be nice to people... you reist the urge to PUNCH them in the FACE, and for what? All so some pimply little PUKE can treat you like dirt, cause your'e not on the TEAM! Well I'm better than dirt! ...well most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt, that stuff's loaded with nutrients, I can't compete with that..." -Moe

"I'm an old man! I hate everything but Matlock! Oooh! It's on now!" -Grandpa

"Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!" -Apu

"Torture Land... Explosion Land... Unneccesary Surgery Land... Searing Gas Pain Land... Hmmmmmmm.... " -Marge

*Don't say revenge, don't say revenge...*
"Uh, Revenge?"
*That's it, I'm outta here!* -Homer and his Brain

[This message has been edited by Bozeman (edited September 19, 2000).]

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".... your children, Bart, Lisa and little Margaret.." - Family Court Judge
"Hey, I don't know anything about any Margaret" - Homer
"He means Maggie." - Marge
"Oh yeah, her too." - Homer

and from the same episode...

Homer: "I'm probably the last guy on earth who should have kids.. No, wait.."

if they're not verbatim, i apologize. it's been a while since i've had tv.

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"Hey! I can call my ma from up here!....HEY MA, GET OFF THE ROOF!"
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"Oh Lisa, those arn't real. Just like tooth fairies, unicorns, and eskimos" -Homer
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