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PersonGuy 
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2000,04:12 |
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I was getting on the bus and carrying 2 REALLY BIG duffle bags full of stuff that I had to get to one one my friends...
So anyway, I'm struggling to carry these things and struggling to show the driver my ticket and everything. I look, and practically all the seats are taken in the front. I start walking to the back as quickly as possible, and I accidently step on some guys foot (which was WAY too far into the isle BTW). I gave a quick appology, and started to go further back.
Then over my shoulder I hear, "Hey! Yoh foh-got suh-mmm!" So I turn around, and the guy KICKS ME IN THE SHIN!!
He's lookin at me like I've just banged his girl friend, and now he wants to rip my genitalia off and use it as a marijana pipe, so naturally I do the stupid thing an flip him off!
Odviously pissed, he stands up, grabs me, prys the door open an shoves me out (luckily with my bags)! (I think the bus was going about 15 m/h) I roll to a stop and when I stand up to dust myself off, some moron is stopped right in front of me, LEANING on his horn! Oooooooooooo.... he's in SSSSSUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH a rush!!!!!!!!!
JACKASS!
Now, am I right in assuming that they're both JACKASSes, or was I the one who was wrong here!?!?------------------
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The_Hiro
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2000,04:29 |
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You were definitely in the right. I can't believe that pricks like that exist. When I think of situations like that I think of the movie Falling Down. Vigilante justice seems quite seductive.
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k00gs
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2000,17:00 |
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I think these situations are why we have gun control =)
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Sithiee
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Posted on: Jul. 15 2000,21:16 |
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this is why i promote ball kicking. now if you had done the smart thing (kicked the guy in the balls) after he kicked you in the shin, not only would he have been quite likely to leave you alone, but you also would not have been shoved off the bus.
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Sithiee
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2000,02:19 |
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yeah, well i always kick people who get on my nerves in the balls...if they dont have any, well then i just sort of whimper and cry untill they leave me alone...and its hindsight
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Kolben
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Posted on: Jul. 16 2000,16:45 |
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hehe, PersonGuy...be careful with that question...if the girl can reach you anyway. I once asked a girl in my school (my girlfriend now) the exact same question. She said "let me think about it". Then she kicked me in the bad place, I collapsed on the floor and she said "nope".
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PersonGuy
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Posted on: Jul. 18 2000,01:25 |
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/feels sharp pain in crouch
/covers junk in involentary defence
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