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How many cr0bars does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, how many?


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Two -- one to change the lightbulb, and one to make a bastardization of it.
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"Stupid lightbulb. I will 0wn j00!"
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I disagree, all it would take would be one of his rants and the lightbulb would change itself.

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Who needs lightbulbs anyway? I'm doing fine with the light from my monitor
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Two. One to bastardize the lightbulb, and another to rip him off by bastadizing a different lightbulb.

"You'd be lit up like this too if someone screwed your shaft into a power source!"

I hope that works...

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I'm reminded of a joke I heard one day, I shall relate it.

How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2

One to hold the lightbulb, the other to turn the sink.

Only a select few find that funny, some of us, like me, laugh histarically at it. How do you feel?

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That is hilarious!

Now heres one.

A helicopter is trapped in so much fog that it can't see where it's going inside a city. There is one sky scraper there right by so the can see in side the building and someone notices them. they write "where are we?" on a sheet of paper and show it to the guy. He finds a piece of paper and writes on it "in a helicopeter". They knew then that they were at the microsoft building because they were the only people who could deliver a messege that was totaly true, but completly useless.

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I've been to the collective's headquarters, I posed no threat to the borg, so I was left alone... anyway, the tallest building is like, 3 stories... and that's it.

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