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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 09 2001,08:21  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Happy Fun Ball, only พ.95!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance and coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, heart palpitations. If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately, seek shelter, and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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That ad ranks up there with the Chameleon LS, imo. 'It has a security system, but do you really think you'll need it?'

--This post was brought to you in part by Happy Fun Ball, still legal in 18 states.

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Hey, what was the medicine ad that went:

"[???] may cause side effects, such as: nausea, dizziness, loss of appetite, full-blown AIDS, cramps, drowsiness..."

heh heh

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 16 2001,05:53 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
Viagra

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