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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 05 2001,19:11  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I was on the toilet the other day, and I started looking through the cupboard under the sink. Near the back I found Fleet: ready-to-use mineral oil enema. So I started reading the instructions out of curiosity, and I noticed that it expired 03/01/01. So I decided that instead of letting it go to waist I should just go for it!

Anyway... it wasn't any sort of weird experience, but now my rectum is all lubed up and farts are just sllllllllliding right out! I'm stinkin up the place!

And I knew everyone just wanted to hear ALL about that, so... there ya go...

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 05 2001,19:17 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
oh...my...god

i think you've gone too far

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 05 2001,20:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I think you used too much, or it was defective, because it affected your mouth.

STFU! That's disgusting!!!

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PersonGuy is pure class!

I have an all-new respect..

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 05 2001,21:38 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
OHH... GOD! .. GOD!

rotfl! dustman is all class! thats good shit!

DEAR GOD!

PG man ... why are you shoving liquids up ur ass?! AND ITS NOT APRIL FIRST!! FREAK. But really you did go too far..

Well thats not so bad.. considering yesterday i had the worst time trying to run to my friends place cuz i had to shit real bad in the morning.

HAHA.. ok we're still not even here.

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 05 2001,22:11 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
/shakes head
/eats banana
/shoves mineral oil up ass
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you know your life isn't going well when your day consists of raping yourself anally.
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dont talk about ass problems man. IBS is a bitch combination of stress/no sleep/bad diet/more stress fucks you up man i hate it

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PG, I'd say you need to get a hobby but it sounds like you've just started a new, veeeeeeeerrrryyyy disturbing, one.

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