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I can't seem to figure women out. Here's a new one even for me.

I have my friend's Fred and Kellye over to watch The 6th Day.

We are quietly watching the movie, drinking some beer. And right at the point when Arnold goes home from RePet to discover his clone, my fiance starts poking me. I look over at her while still trying to catch this important part of the movie. She is pointing or something and smilinig.
I whisper "What?" glance back over at the TV and then back to her. She is still slightly pointing and waving her finger while smiling. "What?!" She rolls her eyes.
So I grab the remote, pause the movie. Look at her. "What?!?"
She says "Nothing.... nevermind"
I look at her funny and Fred & Kellye are looking at me and her funny. I shrug and turn the movie back on.

Well, after everyone leaves she tells me how rude "that" was and demands an apology. I keep asking her WHAT WAS RUDE! And she keeps replying THAT! I and that I should never do THAT again. We argue a little more and I give her a sarcastic blind apology.

As we are going to sleep she mutters "I don't know if I can spend the rest of my life with someone who doesn't respect my feelings." edit So then I ask her what I'm supposed to do when she starts poking me during a movie but won't say a word... Just ignore her? She sarcastically says "Yes." So I say "Fine, I'm ignoring you." I haven't said 2 words to her since./edit

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!!!! Jesus age christ!!!

I told Fred about it today at work, and he is baffled. Then I emailed his wife Kellye, to get a woman's perspective, and she has no clue what was rude about what I did.

I accused Christy of just trying to start a fight with me last night since we have NEVER been in a fight since I've known her. She insists that she wasn't trying to start a fight and that I was rude and inconsiderate to her.

WHATEVER!!!!

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I have my friend's Fred and Kellye over to watch The 6th Day.


thats your problem right there. she was point to the door. meaning you should go down to blockbuster (or wherever) and get another movie. The 6th Day is god awful, didnt you know that? did Ahw-narld have you in a trance or something?
or, im a better senario, she was point to the bedroom mouthing 'lets go fuck'. but it probobly wasnt that.
your woman is just crazy. thats all

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It turned out that she was trying to show me her finger where she cut it for the 3rd time in 2 days. Twice on Sunday fixing dinner, and again yesterday with a plastic knife.

I, of course, was supposed to read her mind and instantly know that's what she was showing. Even though all the lights in the house were off.

And I didn't think the movie was THAT BAD. It wasn't academy award good, but it was somewhat entertaining.

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Lol...you know, women think a lot, then pull themselves out of their self-centered self-absorbed world long enough to demand attention, and GOD HELP YOU if you cannot read their minds.

Hehe. I shouldn't be laughing, but good GOD, that maneuver sounds just like something my mother always does to my dad.

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That's right... Laugh it up!

Any suggestions on how to smooth things over without admitting any wrong doing. Since there obviously was none.

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Any suggestions on how to smooth things over [b]without admitting any wrong doing.[/B]

Hit her with a 2x4 untill she forgets the whole incedent.

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I'll qualify.

...without admitting any wrong doing, OR commiting a crime.

I emailed her a copy of PG's Girl=Evil from the sex form. She is not ammused.

Her reply was:

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So in turn you could assume that

Christy = Girl

therefore

Christy = evil

So, is that how you really feel?


I'm thinking about replying "Yes."

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Say that when she showed the finger and you saw the cut, your first instinct was to DROP EVERYTHING and demand to know who hurt her this way! You wanted to destory whom ever gave her this injury.

But because friends where over, you didn't want to make a scene and embarras her. So since you know each other so well (therefore she KNOWS you would react in that way) assumed that she must be pointing at something, because it would be silly for her to WANT to imbarass her.

When you couldn't figure out what she was pointing at, you paused the movie to clear your head of furry and images of "the cutter" being trampled buy Texan bulls!

When she confronted you at first, you didn't want to admit that you would kill another man FOR HER. In fact... you wanted to deny to yourself that you ever SAW the cut so as to cool the raging fire inside of you! And only NOW that it's become such a big issue will you admit do being such a complicated... internally tormented... sensitive man!! You want to be stong for her and not let you emotions get the better of you infront of her...

And then DEMAND the name of the man who cut her! "DAMMIT!! I SAID GIVE ME HIS NAME!! THIS IS NO JOKE!! GIVE ME HIS NAME SO I CAN KILL HIM!!"

Then throw a chair so it breaks against the wall... cry... and then passionately embrase and kiss her.

PROBLEM SOLVED! My work is done here...

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Ok listen to this shit. My girlfriend gets a flat tire on the way home. So she pulls off onto the side of the road...just barely. Theres not enough room to stand between her car and traffic, much less change a tire, much less be out of harms way. Then she leaves her blinkers on and makes her battery go dead. I didnt have a problem with the blinkers, its just that she has a bad battery and if you leave the lights on more than like 2-3 minutes it goes dead. And she wont buy a new one. So then shes also out of gas. So I get there and see all of what has happened and was a little pissed that she let all that happen. The Flat tire wasnt her fault but everything else was. So I said "next time use a little more common sense" So I get the mini spare on, which is low and the rim is almost touching the ground, and follow her home. We throw her tire in the back and I got her a new tire, a new battery, and some spare gas to keep in the trunk.

So she had some shit she had to do at her mothers house that night. She goes to her mothers and doesnt come home. That was on thursday of last week. I see her on AIM and she gives me some shit about she cant believe I disrespected her like that. And we havent talked since. Shes going to seattle this week to see some family and Im not gonna see her befor she leaves. So at this point I really dont give a fuck.

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And so the saga ends...

I replied to her previous email with a stout. "It was joke. Not to be taken seriously."

Her reply was:

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I know.....

I'm sorry that I interrupted you during a movie and I will really try my hardest to not do that again. And, I'm sorry that I got so upset about your reaction...but it hurt my feelings when you started to mimic me and made a scene by pausing the movie and stuff. Next time (if there is a next time) just tell me to hold on a sec or point to the TV (to remind me that your busy) or something like that, okay???? I know that this whole thing turned into something bigger than it actually was simply because we are both stressing over getting married and building a new house....there are a lot of life changes going on here and it's not easy! ...just keep in mind that I don't like being treated like a 5-year old and I'll keep in mind that you don't like being interrupted during movies. Sound like a deal??


I have to admit I conveniently forgot about mimicing her finger pointing/waving/whatever the hell she was doing. But after Fred & Kellye looked at me crazy, I felt the need to demonstrate to them the reason I paused the movie.

At any rate. I'm off the hook and didn't have to apologize or bow down to her weird womanly ways....

Next time I'll just keep that 2x4 idea in mind.

And even though I no longer need advice on my specific situation, please continue (as L33T has) to post your own unique "Crazy Women" stories. Most are hiliarious, and I'm sure I can relate to the majority of em!

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