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PostIcon Posted on: May 14 2001,11:15  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Begins...zzz...

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oops...dozed off there. Begins now! Hurry! It's only 9:15 and I gots till 11:00 atleast!

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Do you have an enema? Hey PG do you have any more that he could borrow? All youd have to do is set it on your desk and youd be to scared to go to sleep.....

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nah I have like 5 office mates that wouldn't be a good idea.
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How about electro shock therapy?

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PostIcon Posted on: May 14 2001,12:12 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

You could go get a Wang clip™(penny arcade). I know that would keep me awake.

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Sorry... fresh out of enemas. But I've found that if you leave something such as a hairbursh handle up your ass and try to sleep, you'll wake up an hour later and feel like you've slept eight. A friend told me that...

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PostIcon Posted on: May 14 2001,18:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

What kind of a job is that? Sleep... play volleyball... and a computer at your disposition... and all of it well-paid. WTF I want a job like that, too! Where do I have to apply?

And then, in order to stay awake: either talk to colleagues (that's what salesgirls do), or try to bring a good book and read (like at school under the table). If nothing works... try and find someone to chat, and/or jokes websites.

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PostIcon Posted on: May 15 2001,05:37 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

uh huh...

i'm sure you tried it to find out if it was true. or if you havn't yet, i bet it will be the subject of your next crazay topic.

well anyway the volleyball match (which we got our asses kicked in) woke me up for the rest of the day so...screw you guys, i'm going home.

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