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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 30 2001,14:58  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Ok, this is a VERY high concept thread, so PAY ATTENTION!

Think of a "very unfortunate coincidence".

Here are the two that I came up with:

1) 'Cool' rhymes with 'school'.

2) 'Gay' was used in so many songs BEFORE the meaning changed.

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be cool, stay in school

ur gay!

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why do some doors have "do not open" on them? Why put a door there if it's not supposed to be opened?

I love oxymorons... Messes with all those dumb preppy girl's head, so they're all confused and you can... well, "mess" with them

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Why do they call it 'taking' a dump? You're not really taking anything, you're leaving it. They should call it leaving a dump.
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Why do they call it 'taking' a dump? You're not really taking anything, you're leaving it. They should call it leaving a dump.

why do people copy george carlin comedy sketches and pretend that they are original

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if drug stores/hospitols stay open 24 hours a day, then why do they have locks on the doors?
why do they call buildings 'buildings' if theyre already done being built?
why is 'big' such a small word, and 'little' such a big one?
if a tree falls in a forrest, does anyone hear it?

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Why is the word 'phonetic' not spelled fonetikaly?

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stop stealing lines from famous comedians (galager) without quoting them
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why do people copy george carlin comedy sketches and pretend that they are original

Hey! I wasn't stealing Carlin, or Galagher, or anybody else... except Beavis. That was Beavis doing an impression of Andy Rooney about 6 years ago. Shows what kind of an impression that show has left on me.

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Actually, I thought of that before seeing it anywhere. At least as far as I can remember.

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