Ok! YEAH! I finalized the lyrics...
I had to mix around a ton of stuff and change a few things (especially names), but here it is! From the begining to "EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS" is like prose in line with the tempo. After that is detatched voice acting.At first I wasn't sure how to do the "Crowd/Man/Woman" bit, but I figured it out in a dream! I'm putting and add in the paper for a voice acting job. We'll all go to a movie theater, and RIGHT at the end we'll get the attention of the spectators. We'll offer them free pizza if we can have 10 minutes of their time.
Then with 2 microphones (one in the middle of a 20 person crowd and one for Man, Woman, and me) we'll just go it line by line to get the crowd reaction (and I'll have volenteers for the crowd lines).
Finally I just mix it all down in the studio (no problem).
WHEW...
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Compiled from written converstion from:
syf0n, DuSTman, Chrissy, DeadAnztac, Sithiee, Dysorderia, melk0r, Wolfguard, L33T_h4x0r_d00d, j0eSmith, fatbitch, incubus, Ozymandias, jim
I fucking HATE adobe right now.
I seriously want to strangle that fucknugget bastard
Russel whatever his name is by his scrawny little neck.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ADOBE IN THE ASS WITH A BIG FUCKING RUSTY JAVELIN-SPIKE
THAT'S ON FIRE AND HAS ANTHRAX GERMS ALL OVER THE TIP.
I'd just like to conclude by saying that it is not humanly possible
for anyone to hate another human being right now more so than
I hate the creators of Adobe PhotoShop. I think it's
fair to say I hate them more than the Nazis hated the Jews, or
vice versa. If I ever
meet some of them on them street I will kick them repeatedly in the cock
(until it bleeds), then give them paper cuts on the surface of their retinas.
After this I will pull out all of the hair on their heads in small clumps --
for maximum pain yield. Then I'll heat a crowbar until it's glowing and
beat them about the midsection until their clothes have burned off completely.
Afterwards, I'll reheat it until it was glowing again and
poke them until I'm sure most of their ribs are broken. Then I'll
light their pants on fire and to get some 3rd degree burns on their lower bodies.
Maybe I'll whack them in the balls a few more times for good measure. I'll then
fetch a saw and cut open a 6" by 6" flap of skin
near their heart and force them to eat (the heart), while simultaneously
forcing their own charred dicks (having been ripped off) into their own assholes.
In case their brain lived on for a few moments before shock set in and killed it,
I'll make sure their eyes were looking right at me, and say
"Thanks for fucking up my masterpiece, bitch!" before
beating them into oblivion with a shovel.
Then I'll
run them over with my car a few times at very high speed.
Or low speed, whichever hurts more. Then I'll
strap their mutilated corpse to the front of the car and
drive circles around Adobe world headquarters, daring
more Adobe employees to come forward and receive similar treatment while I
hurled flaming rocks into all of the windows!
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG... HOLE...
WHAT IS WITH THAT
FUCKING SHREDDER 2000 COMMERTIAL!!! THAT
COMMERTIAL IS SO FUCKING RETARTED THAT I WANT TO GO BUY CIGARETTES
JUST TO PISS OFF THOSE GAY COWBOY FREAKS! If
I was in that building, I would have ran my fuzzy ass face
into the filing room and THROWN A FUCKING FILE CABINENT
OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW and said, "YOU FUCKING COWBOYS NEED TO
GET A FUCKING LIFE!! STICK THAT FUCKING BULL-HORN UP YOUR
ASS AND THEN
JUMP IN THAT FUCKING SHREDDER, YOU LITTLE PUSSY ASS BITCHS!"
Those fuckers can lick my ass after I've taken a nasty dump!!!
I don't think I've ever had this much contempt for someone!!!
EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS
EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS
EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS
EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS
I observed something recently. My pet tropical fish began to wave it's body back and forth near the front glass of the tank when it wanted food. This struck me as quite amazing, given the purportedly low intelligence of fish in general. I considered how special we, as a species must be in order to consider this so far beneath us. I merely have to look at you to know that this cannot be so. How can any species that contain you even consider itself to be even remotely intellectually equivalent to the grandeur of my angel fish? This is unfathomable. Your body reminds me of the sparrow the cat caught - a distressing and pitiful sight indeed. If you could only raise the strength to remove your hands from your genitals, maybe then you could kill yourself and save us all the shame. Please. I beg you...
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG... HOLE...
Crowd1: Lets start The People Who Hate People Club!
PersonGuy: FUCK YOU!
Crowd2: Hey! I got an idea! Let's nominate PersonGuy for leadership!
PersonGuy: But I hate you fuckers!
Crowd2: I know, you cum chugger! You're perfect!
Crowd1: Yah! We hate people like you!
PersonGuy: Damn it! Stop acting so civil, you FUCKING ARSEHOLES!!!
Man: Screw you I'm leaving...
PersonGuy: You dumb fuck! This is a hate club! It's not a club for ass-biting nice bitches like you anyway...
Man: God! I want to shove a ten foot stick up your ass and break it the fuck off!
PersonGuy: Damn it! You're such a fucking pervert! I hope a goat blows his load in your ass so hard it shatters your intestines! That way when they disect you, all they find in the lowwer half of your body is this foaming sea of goat cum!
Crowd1: Suck my ballz, PersonGuy!
PersonGuy: GOD DAMN! YOU ALL ARE RETARDS! I FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man: I might not have shakespears vocabulary but I am old enough to fuck your mom. So you can just kiss my pretty pink ass.
PersonGuy: You couldnt get a girl off if she had a switch, you fecal freak. YOU GET HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA AT THE SIGHT OF 8 YEAR OLD BOYS, YOU PETAPHILIC PEICE OF SHIT. I SAW THIS GUY PEEKING IN A KINDERGARTEN WINDOW. HIS SYPHLITIC-RIDDEN HARD-ON RIPPED STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS PANTS. HE'S A TEA-BAGGING RIM-JOBBER AND A CUM-BELCHING ROAD-WHORE. HE ENJOYS DECOMPACTING HIS GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WITH HIS TONGUE. TO CALL HIM A SLACK-JAWED, JIZZ-GURGLING, CUM DRUNK, SPERM BURPING FAGGOT WOULD BE TOO NICE. HE'S FUCKING WORSE THAN ASS ON A STICK.
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG... HOLE...
Man: You suck the sweat from a dead mans balls! You would need a ladder and a leg up to even reach the status of being mentally disabled, you brain-dead fucknugget!
PersonGuy: YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. IF YOU WERE ANY STUPIDER YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE WATERED ONCE A WEEK. I THINK A MONKEYS ASS HOLDS A HIGHER INTELECTUAL RANK THAN YOU (AND IS EASIER TO LOOK AT TOO). YOU MIGHT GET RID OF THAT STINK THAT FOLLOWS YOU IF YOU WOULD TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, BUT I DONT THINK YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO WORK THE FUCKING HANDLE. JUST REMEMBER THAT RED MEANS HOT AND BLUE MEANS COLD... OR IS THIS TOO COMPLICATED, YOU DUMB FUCKING COCK MUNCHER?
Man: You suck. Your brain sucks, your body sucks, and the smell that permanently engulfs your entire vicinity, frankly, sucks the chrome off my towel rail.
PersonGuy: YOU FUCKER! YOU SCRATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR HINDLEG, YOU SHIT-SCARFING, HAMSTER-EXPLOITING, MISBEGOTTEN OFFSPRING OF A MUTANT BLOOD-SUCKING FROG. YOU LICK YOURSELF INSTEAD OF BATHING, YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE, MUCOUS-FUCKING, MALODEROUS, MAGGOT-PIE. IF IGNORANCE EVER GOES TO ุ A BARREL, CAN I HAVE DRILLING RIGHTS TO YOUR HEAD? YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON IVE SEEN TRY TO COORDINATE THEIR HAIR COLOR WITH THIER TEETH. IF ONLY TEFLON WORKED ON EGGS AS WELL AS YOU BRAIN DOES WITH IDEAS. YOU HAVE THE MENTAL ABILITY OF A SLOTH. YOU MAKE ME REALIZE THAT HAPPINESS IS A BELT-FED WEAPON.
Man: EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT AND DIE! HEY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! PLAY SOME HOCKEY, YOU FUCKWAD!
Woman: AAUUUGGHHH SHUT UP!!! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING NAZI ASSHOLE! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE YOU! I FUCKING DISPIESE YOUR VERY EXISTANCE!
PersonGuy SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SKANK WHORE!!! IF I HAD WANTED YOUR OPINION, I WOULD HAVE BEAT IT INTO YOUR DADDY MOLESTED LITTLE HEAD AND THEN BEAT IT BACK OUT OF YOU!
Woman: SHUT UP, YOU BUNCH OF COCK SMOKERS... UNLESS YOU WANNA BE BUTT FUCKED HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE! AND THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY HARD CAUSE YOU ARE ALL USED TO TAKING TOUGH ANAL! Hate Club sucks ass. I hate this crap about as much as rap, for the same reasons. I wouldn't miss it a bit.
PersonGuy: Hey, nutty ass! Think before you speak!!! Your inability to choose examples is appalling. Jesus Christ. I WANT TO BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD!!! PLEASE GO HOME.
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG-HOLE
MY BUNG HOLE
MY BUNG... HOLE...
Woman: Fine you fucking vultures. I fully withdraw from the Hate Club. I'm not talking anymore. Fuck it, I'm not even comming back here again. You guys are vultures. You're the biggest dicks on the planet. If I had the opportunity, I'd punch each and every one of you bastards. I admit I'm a fucking idiot and I should kill myself. I guess you won't be happy until I actually do. Fuck you. Glad to never see any of you assholes again.
PersonGuy: We all judge each other every single day. People call me an asshole. I tell people to fuck off. This is beauty of this place and the internet in general... You can comfortably speak your mind. Half of you cheer me on when I rant on things I don't like. MrsSkank is going to be no different. She fucking disgusts me, and by fucking god I'm going to have my say!!! If she'd like to come back and have her say, so fucking be it. That's the way it has, and always will be. Fuck this bitch... I don't give a shit about her child molested ass... Go buy some music for once, you freeloading ass-reaming vaginal disease! Honestly I don't give a shit what most of you think. Guess what? That's my opinion... And fuck anyone who says I can't have it. Before you go saying that we all judged MrsSkank, you better take a looooooooooong look at yourself... Because we all know that when push comes to shove, PersonGuy fucking comes out swingin'
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"OH GGOD!!! NOT THE HYLIGHTER AGAIN!!! GO AWAY YOU LITTLE PEANUT HEDGEHOG!!!"
"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-PersonGuy
Just remember that it doesn't really matter what it's ABOUT. THANKS!
