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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,19:56  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking
icon puts Your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the
index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna
crash!!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to
another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons
in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the
memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off
the computer and be sure to tell your Mom.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,21:30 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Did you write that?

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,21:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I hope you don't mind if I borrow your lyrics to make a more 'hip' version.

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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port (port!)
And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort (resort!)
And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort (abort!)
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. (report!)

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash (dash!)
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash (trash!)
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash (hash!)
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! (crrrrrrash!)

If the label on the cable on the table at your house (house!)
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse (mouse!)
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol (protocol!)
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall (hall!)
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss (gauss!)
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse (souse!)
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang (bang!)
'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! (haaaaa... aaaaa... aaaaa... ng!)

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk (disk!)
And the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk (risk!)
Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. (ROM!)
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom. (Mooooooooooooooooom!)

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,21:36 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Seen it before...
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 12 2001,22:14 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
Seen it before...

Thanks for letting us know.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 13 2001,11:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
Originally posted by chmod:
Did you write that?


Unfortunately not.. I got it in my mail yesterday.

Cool update to it, miNus

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 13 2001,18:04 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

i'd love to see system of a down sing that.
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 13 2001,20:09 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Thanks for letting us know.

No problem.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 13 2001,22:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I was thinking of like Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic" when I modified it.

Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrash!

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 14 2001,00:25 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

i can just see that song on one of Kathy Lee Gifford's new "songs for kids" album.
later that year we'd get the christmas version.

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