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I bought a slice of cheesecake to eat after my sandwhich. I consumed the sandwhich, but then decided to indulge myself by not eating the cheesecake quite yet. I'd let my taste buds settle, and prepare myself for the ecstasy. Then I waited some more. Then I pondered, what if I was the cheesecake, about to be eaten? Would it not be cruel to delay the inevitable by mere moments? Is the cheesecake's last precious moments of life important?

Life? Don't talk to me about life.

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I hope you're refridgerating that cheesecake, or it will get the last laugh when you keel over from food poisoning.

Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

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just eat the damn thing.

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 14 2001,20:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
thats a good point. now i dont think ill ever eat cheesecake ever again.

tell me, have you ever done acid?

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 15 2001,01:12 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
nope!
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Originally posted by askheaves:
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

What game was that in... .....
Dammit!

Anyhow, I'm just surprised- of all the things you COULD think of, why the cheesecake thing? Dammit man, just eat the damn thing and put that cheesecakes worrying out of it's misery.

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game?!?!?!?!?!? thats the fuckin matrix dude. when he says that hes talking about how its ironic that we used to live off the machines, but then they lived off us....somethin like that...GAME?!?!?!? oi vey!
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game?

matrix, man. the matrix.

by the way, why didn't they make a matrix video game? seems like that would make a kick ass fps...

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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 15 2001,06:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
*ahem* back to the topic at hand...

after further consideration, I realized that no matter what time frame or mathod occurs, the cheesecake will at some point meet it's demise. reflecting on the practices of euthanasia, who's purpose is to relief suffering, I have decided to consume the cheesecake.

*snarf* *gobble* *chow* *chomp* *slurp*

ahhhhhh.......

all your calories are belong to us

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by the way, why didn't they make a matrix video game? seems like that would make a kick ass fps...

Maybe they will if the matrix 2 and 3 turn out to be as popular as the first...

I think solid was saying it was a game as a kinda little joke, BTW
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