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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 25 2002,22:25 |
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Well, just got back from a testing session for a job. With who you might ask? The FBI. Made it past the first application screening, so today I had to take some pre-screening tests and will move on to an interview next provided I passed the test.
I may actually get a job before I'm 30!!
-------------- If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Apr. 25 2002,22:39 |
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um ...do you get a gun?
-------------- There's a sucker born every minute ...but swallowers are hard to find.
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Beastie Dr
I will abort you.
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Posted on: Apr. 25 2002,23:28 |
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We should all be very careful what we say.
-------------- "Bladow, blazwoks!"
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Rshias
The Insomniac
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Posted on: Apr. 25 2002,23:37 |
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He's a Monty Python fan, so he can't be all bad.
-------------- Sleep is for the weak.
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Non
Angelheaded Hipster
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Posted on: Apr. 26 2002,04:14 |
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I don't think you can be in the FBI if you ever smoked majiuana. If i ever got in the FBI i would seel secrets to the chinese for big bucks. $$$. Seriously. Beldurin maybe they will let you work on the X Files...
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Beldurin
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Posted on: Apr. 26 2002,07:16 |
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Quote (Wiley @ 25 April 2002,16:39) | um ...do you get a gun? |
yup, not only that but training on how to use multiple firearms, self defense (already green belt in tae kwon do), and offensive/defensive driving
w00t
Pay sucks, but it's a gov't job, so benefits are cushy and 20 retirement/pension schedule.
Quote (Beastie Dr @ 25 April 2002,17:28) | We should all be very careful what we say.
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Funny you should mention that. I was talking to a couple of friends from my undergrad days and told them about the interview. One looked at me and said, "That's great, but if you get the job, you never knew us."
Heh.
edit: fixed quotes
Edited by Beldurin on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
-------------- If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name.
You haven't solved anything.
-- zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Apr. 26 2002,09:20 |
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So about 2 years from now you'll be the chief assistant in the Duluth Minnesota FBI office looking for welfare cheats who cross state lines...
How many times have you watched Silence of the Lambs?
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WillyPete
Tired
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Posted on: Apr. 26 2002,12:01 |
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Haha, 's funny. I'm going through my TA application here in the uk. Gonna join the Engineers - learn to blow shit up. I'll have some 'interesting' pictures in a few months.
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Uberkommando
My cup is half empty.
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Posted on: Apr. 26 2002,13:57 |
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Great zombie jesus! Now even Bel's gunna have a cool job! Am I the only one destined to stare at a monitor until my eyes bleed?
Fuck it. I'm joining the peace corps.
-------------- Now if you'll excuse me, there's a bottle in the cupboard with my name on it.
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veistran
We don't listen to people that don't like us.
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Posted on: Apr. 26 2002,20:09 |
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<gratuitous conan reference>The peace corps is a good job, for me to poop on.</gratuitous conan reference>
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