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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 09 2000,17:18  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
...I was like, 'get off me'"

I know from previous threads that at least a few of you listen to love line, what is the strangest/funniest thing you’ve heard?

Here’s one from Adam:
“I would stick my finger in a blender before I’d put my dork in one; However, I would put my junk in a butt hole before I would stick my finger up there. Figure that one out.”

Ok, one more:
“All these skateboarders do is smoke weed and drag their nuts down handicap rails. Thank god they can't reproduce.”
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Hehe... that was pretty wack the other night with the no nuts guy and his trash can nipples!

"No, seriously. Tell me more about space camp. I wanna here it."

"I don't need some guy seeing my dork at a Baseball game! 'Guess who I'm with in the bathroom... That's right... Looks like he's peeing out of his belly button...' Ooo, Drew like that one."

"Here's what I want you to do. Wrap yourself in wet blankets and crawl under the coffee table... I'm calling in an air strike. I'm taking out your whole block of retards with napalm."

"You had your lesbian friend inspect your vagina? ... One time I had one of my gay buddies give my penis an inspection. Yah, he's seen a million so he knows what to look for. But it was weird how he was handling it and getting all close with the mouth and everything..."

"Hold on... let me write that down..."

"I like a little nipple play."

"A cat is essetially a vagina without the woman attached. Well, at least by nature."

"I pull my penis aside, 'What was that in there! When you act like this, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'"

"Everybody stay home!"

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"If I had sex with a woman and sent her to the emergency room, I'd have windbreakers made! You know... put the date on the back..."

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heh

“Are you sure that your are measuring it correctly? Remember, you measure from the center of your anus to just beyond the tip of your penis.”

And remember, if you don’t have a date it’s probably because...

“you’re fat”

I don’t really like getting hand jobs, usually I look at my masturbating hand and it’s just sitting there looking at her like "pfffffffffft! What the hell do you think you are trying to do? That’s not how we do it!”

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 11 2000,23:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
i love whe n he referes to it as "junk"
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yea, that and when he calls it a "dork"
makes me bust up laughing every time.
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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 12 2000,00:42 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
thats what a dork is, a penis.
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I like substituting "ricockulous" for "ridiculous".

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Well, it's not subsituting... ricockulous is on a higher plane than ridiculous, because dick is ok by the FCC while cock is not...

"Most of our callers act like we called them in the middle of the night... you know an started asking them personal questions..."

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