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CatKnight 
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Posted on: Mar. 14 2002,21:37 |
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this was so odd. last night, i was just outside hanging out with friends and enjoying the foggy weather. it was about 3 am i think. i was down to my last cig, which was my lucky one (lucky cig is the one you turn upside down in a fresh pack). anyway some asian guy came out of nowhere and asked if he could bum it. i gave it to him cuz i didn't care anyway. he said "thanks, do you want a flight?" I didn't know what he meant but I assumed it had something to do with drugs so I said no thanks. Then he walked away, and we were discussing what he meant. I knew this would keep me all night so I asked him again while he was walking away and he said "don't you know what fellatio is?" and i was like "oohh..." then he walked off. I yelled "hey wait a minute!" but it was too late. He was wearing a sorority t-shirt so I assume he was with some hot chick somewhere. so anyway--DOH! I passed up a free blow job! 
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ic0n0
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Posted on: Mar. 14 2002,21:40 |
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Are you sure he wasn't offering His own services?
Edited by ic0n0 on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Wiley
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Posted on: Mar. 14 2002,22:17 |
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Um ...just to be clear, you were rethinking turning down a blow job from some dude?  You really are hard up. 
Edit: no blow job is really free ...there's always a catch.
Edited by Wiley on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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CatKnight
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Posted on: Mar. 14 2002,22:56 |
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at first that's what I thought, so I was like "uhh...no thanks" but then beth pointed out that he was wearing some girl's t-shirt, meaning he was probably hanging around with some slutty chick.
oh yeah and sex generally IS free, at this college anyway.
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Rhydant
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Posted on: Mar. 14 2002,23:27 |
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uhm.... am i the only person that wouldnt want a BJ from another guy?
thats just weird.
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Wiley
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Posted on: Mar. 14 2002,23:29 |
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| Quote (CatKnight @ 14 Mar. 2002,14:56) | | oh yeah and sex generally IS free, at this college anyway. |
Damn I miss college ...sex in the outside world costs a fortune. And the girls in corporate America no longer think it is "neat" to drink a whole bunch and show you their titties.
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ic0n0
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Posted on: Mar. 14 2002,23:44 |
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| Quote (CatKnight @ 14 Mar. 2002,08:56) | | oh yeah and sex generally IS free, at this college anyway. |
Obviously I am not looking hard enough.
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Spydir
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Posted on: Mar. 15 2002,00:15 |
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| Quote (Rhydant @ 14 Mar. 2002,11:27) | uhm.... am i the only person that wouldnt want a BJ from another guy?
thats just weird. |
yeah, that's just nasty.
But think if you could give yourself a BJ. would you? I wouldn't. That's just to... ugh... nasty
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