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Dark-Angel99 
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Posted on: Feb. 22 2002,20:03 |
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I have to come up and maintain a club for all 4th and 5th grade kids on Friday's and I can't think of anything! Can you guys help me think of something?? 
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1LT
Unplug Grandma
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Posted on: Feb. 22 2002,21:03 |
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I always liked the traditional wooden ones. Using a golf club is too focused. Not enough blunt trauma. Why are you stopping at only 4th and 5th graders?
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kuru
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Posted on: Feb. 22 2002,22:26 |
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I prefer golf clubs.
Specifically a titanium sand wedge.
Good for all grade levels.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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DuSTman
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Posted on: Feb. 22 2002,22:33 |
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I had an idea for looking after children once:
Affix metal rods to the cieling, and when each child comes in give them a harness, with a hook on the back of the neck.
Lift child up. Hang child on cieling rail. Leave.
They can't get into mischief, because they're basically immobile, they can't go anywhere, because they're basically immobile, they don't need entertaining, because they're basically immobile and can't go away if they're bored : Perfection!
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Dysorderia
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Posted on: Feb. 22 2002,22:46 |
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a cattle prod on the "low" setting works best(leaves no marks) 
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Feb. 22 2002,23:57 |
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music, lights, soda to substitute alcoholic beverages, space to dance and schmooze?
They can take turns being bouncers, bartenders, servers, and strippers ... hm, scratch the strippers ... 
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Who's yo Mommy?
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Wolfguard
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Posted on: Feb. 23 2002,00:22 |
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DuSTman:
Hey, if they get mouthy you can alway have a pinata party...
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editor
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Posted on: Feb. 23 2002,00:54 |
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well, can't improve on the humor but as far as a social club, why not use the kids to put on a play? They all get to do something and they all feel needed.
Or teach them a new game, or make kites, or teach them how to play computer games....(please don't mention detnet this time)
Sorry I missed you in Bakersfield today. Too damn hot anyway! This is July weather; where's the rain?
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Rhydant
I don't work here.
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Posted on: Feb. 23 2002,19:17 |
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give them all dog collars.
not the regular ones, the ones that give 'em a little shock when they make too much noise.
works for the dog nextdoor. 
oh yeah, bouncy castles work well, too.
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just_dave
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Posted on: Feb. 23 2002,21:53 |
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I agree on the dog collar idea, but make sure you super glue them on, and its the kind that if they walk outside the hidden wire fence it shocks em too. That way they all stay in one place outta trouble.
Edited by just_dave on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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