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If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title  14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal
Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact  with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

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To make people like you ask questions, and people like me criminals.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 11 2002,18:31 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

thats really a law?

jesus h. christ!

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 11 2002,18:35 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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which begs the real question, has anyone been convicted under that law?
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My question is who is the law there to protect.

Alien:look, im sick of these redneck fucks fucking with us when we are trying to relax.  cant you do something about it.

President : We will get a law passed Mr Blkalksudyrolu, it will be taken care of.

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i think that the word "extraterrestrials" means people from areas that are not part of the U.S. like Aliens refers to nationals from other Countries.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 11 2002,19:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

terrestial means earth, extraterrestial means "outside of earth", so that means something not from the planet earth.  aliens.

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Quote (Hellraiser @ 10 Feb. 2002,23:37)
To make people like you ask questions, and people like me criminals.

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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 11 2002,19:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

extraterrestial does mean out side of earth......humm.......it does make you wonder

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how are they gonna figure out if you've had contact w/  alien.gif  ?

when they :
pick up your body pieces scattered across a field?
analyze a pile of ash and try to match your DNA?
wonder why the hell you're inside out and upside down?
palpate your bunghole to feel for excessive probing?
see you humping sheep and enjoying it?
see you glow in the dark/emit mysterious light in weird patterns?
see that you have a tentacle in place of your dingdong?

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Edited by Nikita on Jan. 01 1970,01:00

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