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Bob_the_Cannibal 
Anonymous Coward
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,04:27 |
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Go ahead, try it.
my crappy attempt...
Cannibal owns you
you will be dildonated
ph33r me, you lam0rs.
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fatalbert
ism you is, or ism you ain't mine maybe...
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,05:02 |
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you.
you came into my room,
sat down on my bed,
took off your shoes,
and surrendered.
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[i]So many dynamos![/i]
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editor
forum whore
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,05:53 |
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When it is time
To make a fine rhyme;
There is no better writer
Than el Senor Spydir!
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ic0n0
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,06:00 |
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Lame Lame Lame! I AM LAME!
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"I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." (Isaac Asimov)
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fatalbert
ism you is, or ism you ain't mine maybe...
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,06:43 |
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hey ic0n0, did you ever see "Children of The Revolution"?
your avatar reminded me of it (i'm assuming that's Stalin hehe)
(if it isn't you can smack me)
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[i]So many dynamos![/i]
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solid
Kiloposter
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,08:00 |
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here is my attempt
i dont know poetry well
but i tried real hard
Edited by solid on Jan. 01 1970,01:00
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Solid - Stating the obvious, one post at a time.
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Hellraiser
PH34R M3
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,11:39 |
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HR is the king of all forum whores,
The only one with keys to them WARM doors,
All pay homage to the one Hellraiser
Or he'll aim, and blow you away with his phaser!
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I wonder if those who are sleeping in the ground are disturbed by the throbbing sound of our One Way Path to Eternity...
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,15:58 |
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I have posted this somewhere before ... created 4 years ago on that fateful night of caffeine and sugar quasi overdose (damn engineering project fair ...)
when your horny and you know it spring your shlong,
when you're horny you can do it all night long,
when you're horny and you know it you will let your woman blow it,
when you're horny and you know it spring your shlong!
when you're horny and you know it wet your wick,
many skanky hootchies out there, take your pick!
they've been naughty and they know it, just go spank them, they won't loathe it,
so get out there and go skool them with your dick!
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Mad scientist, sexy engineer
Who's yo Mommy?
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Spydir
proof that humans suck (www.netsyndrome.net)
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Posted on: Feb. 10 2002,18:32 |
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I dunno how I'll compete with nikita's sheer poetic wonder, but I'll try...
I wrote this for a poetry project in 8th grade about the teacher it was for...
Ode to my Teacher
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Ode to Mr. Puls
Fore, he has taught me little
And wasted my time
otherwise I'm not really in a poetic mood... maybe I'll gank something else from the project, or write a whole new rhyme...
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Net Syndrome - www.netsyndrome.net
Catch The Sickness
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Dark Knight Bob
qunt
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Posted on: Feb. 11 2002,02:26 |
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i can't speel proper
i can't talk propr
and i can't do poetry proper
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Posting at DetNet Paul is like making love to a beautiful woman.. you start off slow getting more frequent then you work your fingers hit the magic button and watch as your opinion explodes for all to see. and you can always watch pr0n if you get a bit restless.
- the immortal words of swiss tony
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