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Nikita 
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2002,21:05 |
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Okay guys (ok, just some of you)
You say you're slick,
You say you're suave,
You know that Johnny Bravo doesn't stand a chance against you,
You know Pepe LePew stinks,
You say that you're hopeless romantics that can turn the most frigid of women into quivering puddles of love pudding
I didn't say which part of her is quivering, down boy! 
Valentine's day is approaching ... what would you do, and what do you want?
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Mad scientist, sexy engineer
Who's yo Mommy?
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TheTaxMan
Controversial Thug
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2002,21:39 |
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Sit in my room with the blinds closed and the lights off hoping that I'll sleep through the rest of the day. Fuck all stupid, it's still a month away!
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Four billion years of evolution and this is all we have to show for it?
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Wiley
©0®ÞØ®4+3 whØ®3
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2002,23:16 |
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Hmmm... I got to get cracking. I usually have a plan by now, but this year I'm slacking.
Some of my best past ideas included kidnapping my gf and taking her to Baja to eat fish tacos and drink champagne on the beach while the sun went down. I brought a picnic basket full of goodies as well. One year I left her notes to follow that led to a room at a hotel just a block away (so we could run back to the house for anything she needed). Another V-Day I had a day all planned out for her at the spa. Mud, facial, wrap and waxing (ok ..the waxing was for me).
I don't know about this year though ...but I do know it will include sending a big ass bouquet of flowers to her work. Here's a tip for the guys - if the flowers you send her dwarf all the flowers the other girls in the office get, you win! The prize you ask? Remember the quivering puddle?
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CNCJake
the invisible man
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2002,23:17 |
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My g/f is getting the weekend in Napa, which includes Dinner at the french laundry, spa, and a glider ride. What I want?.... her to get a brazilian!
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I pinged your mom, and got 100% packet loss.
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Vlamor
FNG
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2002,23:42 |
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Valentine's day sucks, same with Christmas...to fucking commercial, buy, buy, buy... I try to be sweet and nice to my gf everyday, I don't wait for the calendar to tell me to be romantic.
I just fucking hate those hollidays...
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Nikita
Princess of Darkness Spy. Assassin. Seductress.
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2002,23:51 |
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yea I agree, but it gives me a "better" excuse to skip out of the lab and go do something really crazy or disgustingly heart-string pulling ... 
Damn lab nazis.
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Jimi
Caffene powered rant machine
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Posted on: Jan. 24 2002,23:52 |
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Ha, freaky I wrote exactly the same thing in a post on another forum just a couple of days ago.
Quote me from other place:
You see, the thing is, anyone who knows me will know that I hate Valentines day, as do I hate easter, and all the other dumb holidays that don't mean anything to me.
I don't know who this Valentine guy is so what's it to me to have a special day about it.
I'm not christian, so it would make me a hypocrite to celebrate Easter or Christmas (fair enough I celebrate xmas through habit, I like having things given to me).
New years, YES. it's a new year of course it apllies to me.
My birthday, and other peoples birthdays, YES because it means something. It means congratulations you survived another year on this putrid vomit stained whole of a planet without hanging yourself... Well done!
But why should I do anything on Valentines day... I show people that I care about them all year round, surely that means more than being a sheep and doing what everyone expects of me.
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OK, but if we run out of maltesers i'm gonna go all crazy on your ass.
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Vigilante
Unrequited Lover
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Posted on: Jan. 25 2002,00:06 |
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Take to the belltower with a semi auto rifle (working a bolt leaves too much time for the other half of a couple to run)
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He says turn the other cheek, but that seems kind of weak
I just want to beat up, beat up the meek
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Dark Knight Bob
qunt
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Posted on: Jan. 25 2002,01:08 |
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i am the angel of death, the era of retribution is upon us!
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Posting at DetNet Paul is like making love to a beautiful woman.. you start off slow getting more frequent then you work your fingers hit the magic button and watch as your opinion explodes for all to see. and you can always watch pr0n if you get a bit restless.
- the immortal words of swiss tony
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Neophyre
Jedi Knight
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Posted on: Jan. 25 2002,01:30 |
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Ever the romantic, each Valentines Day i climb the local tower and play Cupid for the unsuspecting masses below.
This year however, instead of the traditional yet inefficient bow and arrows, i've opted for the russian made 7.62mm Dragunov SVDS self-loading sniper rifle with illuminated optical sight.
True love, after all, isn't sposed to miss.
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