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Spydir 
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Posted on: Jan. 22 2002,22:42 |
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*phone ring*Hot line
Hello?
What up?
What's up? I'm... I'm not sure that I want to live anymore, that's what's up.
HOLD ON! *heavy metal music in background*
*new person* Hellloooo?
I... I need someone to talk to.
Call your mom
My mother died last year...
SERVES HER RIGHT, BITCH! HAHA! Naw, I'm just playing fucknuts. Look, when ever you're feeling low, just page me and I'll call you
You will?
Sure, I'll call you a NERDY BITCH FOR BOTHERING! Now, don't blow your fucking head off.
Why not? Who cares if I do?
The poor guy who's gotta clean that shit up! if you're gonna do it, do it out side or something, fuck!
You think I won't really do it, don't ya?
Honestly, I could give a rat's ass!
You think I won't, huh? You think I'm kidding?
Do it! DO IT FUCKER! Bring me the gun I'll fucking do it for ya!
*gunshot*
Hello? Hello??? Are you there?
hello?...
I knew you wouldn't do it you scared little bitch!
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editor
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Posted on: Jan. 23 2002,01:50 |
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First Post!
this is a weird thread.
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Spydir
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yeah. It's a skit from one of my most favorite cd's. Figured it could make for a good debate if someone took it the wrong way 
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Jimi
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Posted on: Jan. 23 2002,02:22 |
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Fuck you shit head, I had a friend who shot himself, you are one fucked up MoFo, I should kill you it's you who deserves to get a bullet through your skull.
naaa I didn't really i'm just playin' with ya foo!
I wonder how many people will read this and hate us Spydir?
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OK, but if we run out of maltesers i'm gonna go all crazy on your ass.
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Posted on: Jan. 23 2002,03:04 |
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Good thing I don't own a gun... my chances of shooting myself are greatly reduced by that fact.
I don't think I would call a suicide hotline if I were really going to shoot myself. I would prolly just call an ambulance and tell them there is a corpse that needs to be desposed.
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editor
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Posted on: Jan. 23 2002,03:06 |
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this is *still* a weird thread.
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Jimi
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Posted on: Jan. 23 2002,03:08 |
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Ed. you have only been about for around a month... You'll get used to it, Rant mad lib for a start was a tad odd.
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OK, but if we run out of maltesers i'm gonna go all crazy on your ass.
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Vigilante
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Posted on: Jan. 23 2002,03:17 |
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Gotta love ICP.
There's a second part to it, I believe, but I lost the track it was attached to... 
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He says turn the other cheek, but that seems kind of weak
I just want to beat up, beat up the meek
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Spydir
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it's off great milenko, and as I recall there really isn't a second part. You might be thinking of the skit from the riddle box where they guy's talking about his dead girl friend, and how he still fucks her and stuff, and his friend is like "dude, you're fucked up" and then the sicko says "yeah, well fa'koof!" (fuck off said oddly), and then the next track it's a 1800collect call from "fa'koof!"...
/me is a die hard ICP fan
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Posted on: Jan. 23 2002,03:38 |
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Do you mean it gets weirder?
detnet has lost Jason, Syphon is creating the new homepage, the forums are split, a photographer bought the detnet name, and there's a war to kick ass in Afghanistan.... I photographed a baby from Af. parents last month, and they were wonderful people.
And right now, in LA, it's cloudy but windy. That's not possible. The wind should blow the clouds away. At least here in the desert.
It gets weirder?
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