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so...  how ya doin'?  Everything good?  That's cool.  Look man, we gotta talk...  I know you probably don't want to hear this and all, but I think you really need to hear it.  Just promise you won't hate me.

I fucked your mom, man.  She's really kinky, too.  Fucked her with a fucking bowling pin and shit.  It was cool, though.  I was just mowing the grass, and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass..  So I went inside to make a call, and all the sudden she's standing there with her tittie out of her bra.  Things happened, and we were fuckin'.  Don't worry, I caught my nut in your sock, though.  That's probably why your toes have been sticking together and shit.

Seriously though, you should tell her to trim her box, though.  Looks like werewolf in a thong.  I don't care, I still fucked her.  I could really care less, 'long as I can find the hole.  So yeah man, sorry and all, but I fucked your mom.  I'm staying the night tuesday.  Don't worry, she said she'd drive us both to school and junk.

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Your friend told you that???



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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 14 2002,06:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

lol wtf?

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 14 2002,17:31 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Yeah... erm me too, she's a minx.  *Growl*

Spydir, what the fuck!

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I think i was contact high last night, or something...  that's from an ICP song, called "Please Don't Hate Me".  Really great song.  You should download it.  it ends with "so yeah, please don't hate me homies.  Alright, cool, I'll talk to you later... EMINEM!" or something.  The final blow back at the little pussy.

But anyways, that's that.  Yeah, i think I was stoned last night...  and that's a cool smilie incubus :)

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 15 2002,03:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

What album is that on?  I hadn't seen it before.
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bizaar.  it wasn't word for word, but it was shockingly close...

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