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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,00:19  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I just got this...

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> << > > An old lady walked into a Grocery
> > > Store. She wanted to
> > > buy
> > the
> > best
> > > > > >>>>>>dog
> > > > > >> >>>> >food in the world for her little
> > > puppy. She went up to the
> > > cash
> > > > > >> >>>>register
> > > > > >> >>>> >to buy the food. The sales-lady
> told
> > > her that the store did
> > > not
> > > > > >> allow
> > > > > >> >>>>old
> > > > > >> >>>> >ladies to buy animal food unless
> they
> > > show the actual animal
> > > > > >> because
> > > > > >> a
> > > > > >> >>>>lot
> > > > > >> >>>> >of old ladies like to eat the
> animal
> > > food themselves. So the
> > > > old
> > > > > >> lady
> > > > > >> >>>>went
> > > > > >> >>>> >home, got her dog and went back to
> the
> > > store to buy her dog
> > > > food.
> > > > > >> >>>> > The next day she came back to
> buy
> > > the best cat food
> > > around.
> > > > But
> > > > > >> >>>>the
> > > > > >> >>>> >Saleslady told her the same thing,
> so
> > > the old lady went back
> > > > home =
> > > > > >> and
> > > > > >> >>>> >brought her cat to the Grocery
> Store
> > > to buy the cat food.
> > > > > >> >>>> > The next day the old lady went
> to
> > > the Grocery Store again
> > > =
> > > > > >> carrying
> > > > > >> >>>>a
> > > > > >> >>>>big
> > > > > >> >>>> >container. She went up to the
> sales
> > > lady and said, "Put your
> > > > hand
> > > > > >> >>>>inside
> > > > > >> >>>> >here".
> > > > > >> >>>> > The Saleslady shook her head.
> > > "NO", she said, "there is
> > > > > >> probably
> > > > > >> >>>> >something in there that will bite
> > > me!".
> > > > > >> >>>> > "I promise you that there is
> > > nothing in here that will
> > > bite
> > > =
> > > > > >> you.",
> > > > > >> >>>>the
> > > > > >> >>>> >old lady said.
> > > > > >> >>>> > So the Saleslady stuck her hand
> > > inside the container and =
> > > > > >> screamed.
> > > > > >> >>>> >___
> > > > > >> >>>> >
> > > > > >> >>>> > To find out what was inside the
> > > container you must send
> > > this
> > > > to
> > > > > >> =
> > > > > >> at
> > > > > >> >>>>least
> > > > > >> >>>> >10 people, when it says, your mail
> has been sent...instead of
> > > > > >> clicking
> > > > > >> >>>>OK,
> > > > > >> >>>> >hit ALT-8 and the container will
> pop up on your screen. >>

Now I'm not going to rant about how stupid the people who forwarded this message are, because I have a question.

WHAT IS THE MOTIVATION OF THE PERSON WHO CREATED IT!? What do THEY get out of? Does this somehow link back to them, or track who passes it, or something???? I just don't understand it!!

Oh, and is it EVER possible that something like that could ACTUALLY work??

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,00:21 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

WELL WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THE CONTAINER!!

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aww man i missed one of jiggyfresh's insightful insights :D
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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,00:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

This is possibly the stupidest email I have ever seen. Did someone intentionally go through and screw with the spacing? I felt like a ttwo year old trying to read for the first time...

> > > > > > > See
> > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fucking
> > > > > run.

I think someone should slay whoever wrote that...

Enjoy, damn it.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,00:43 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

the reason people send those things is because it's funny. I wrote 15 different letters like that 2 and a half letters ago. Within the last 3 months, I've gotten 4 of them forwarded to me, from people I don't really know (and on different email addresses).

It's pretty much impossible for the email to send anything back to the originator unless the email either a) stayed on a mailserver inwhich the person has access to the mail logs, or b) the person included an attachment inwhich would send back an email once it was forwarded, which would be pretty hard to do.

For the question of "could it work?", yeah, it could. As long as the message goes between people running systems about the same (windows) and they're all using email programs that can run VBScript attachments (I don't think we have to go over that), all the person would have to do is write a script that reads the forward to: field, then once the requirements are set it pops up some stupid windows with whatever was in the container...

and for jiggy, I know what was in the container. But to find out, you have to send this thread to 15 people, or buy me a bag of chips. And not those pussy ass little snack machine bags, one of those huge ass bags you get at one of those buy-in-bulk places.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,01:23 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

The ladie wanted to buy animal dieriah medicine?

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,02:22 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

It was the midget....she was buying midget food. The neglected to tell you that it took place in abaldabi.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,02:53 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

!!!!SPOILER

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the container went straight to her pussy.. hence, catfood.
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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 10 2001,10:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
abaldabi.

As anyone with the Garfield books can verify, it's Abu Dhabi.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 11 2001,03:21 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

anyone with an atlas/world map/globe can confirm its abu dhabi.
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yeah I stopped using atlases a long time ago, now i striclty use Garfield Comics.
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