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PersonGuy 
Right-wing pigeon from outer space
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2001,11:35 |
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Originally posted by Neophyre:
Victim: How odd. Especially since she's been dead 10 years now. I'm sorry, silly child, but I have no time to deal with your nonsense.
Heh... I saw that one too...  Here's my favs: quote:
BuromiSan: IM A HOT GYU, ASL??????
Victim: im me
BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a titless ghetto-whaling wad-rocking thumb-grower...that's low.
Victim: u sure
Victim: 15/f/tx
BuromiSan: you stupid baby-blasting dumpster-thumping pipe-player!!!!!
Victim: what
Victim: ????????????????
BuromiSan: Quit being a bowlegged cop-probing ghetto-shitting barf-gutting ditz-smacker already!
Victim: shut the fuck up bitch
Victim: u hoto
BuromiSan: i was telling my friend about you, and he was like, 'what a degraded battery-lubing hole-holstering pud-rocker that guy is!!'
Victim: im not a guy
Victim: dork
BuromiSan: Is EVERYONE in your family this much of a fat rod-penetrating harmonica-mongering tip-muncher??
Victim: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BuromiSan: Is EVERYONE in your family this much of a fat Pokemon-mongering dongcopter-diddling refrigerator-shaving baby-smoker??
Victim: shut the fuck up u stupid ass mother fucker
BuromiSan: you weak zombie-barfing mexican-raping Pokemon-growing yashmak-luber!!!!!
BuromiSan: you retarded bagel-holsterer!!!!!
Victim: h bitch
BuromiSan: Is EVERYONE in your family this much of a fucking mother-coughing stump-jacking clit-inspecting turd-humper??
BuromiSan: No one likes a fat Pokemon-hanging lamp-slitting nub-penetrater, you know.
BuromiSan: you bowlegged tire-munching spork-prober!!!!!
Victim: w did u get my s/n
BuromiSan: God damn, you're such a smelly twit-jacking head-mongerer sometimes!
BuromiSan: Have you always been such a degraded Coca-Cola-inspecting ditch-raping fuck-thumper?
Victim: what the fuck do u want now
BuromiSan: smelly nub-nibbling hole-inspecting rat-rider!!
BuromiSan: No one likes a titless monkey-shaving wang-gutting apple-carver, you know.
BuromiSan: No one likes a fat cracker-pounding mother-gutting pud-slitting raft-diddler, you know. ---------- BuromiSan: Hello?
BuromiSan: you're a retarded nitrous-swallowing nit-wrangler just like your mom!!!
BuromiSan: bowlegged trailer-banging tip-sporking acid-teaser!!
BuromiSan: No one likes a bowlegged wang-bashing rat-diddling window-slitter, you know.
BuromiSan: hey, I was talking to your mom the other day. She said you were a skanky refrigerator-jacking tit-reamer.
BuromiSan: Were you born as a bowlegged dog-cracking trailer-reaming pimp-luber or did you just recently become that way?
Victim: You cant clean a toilet with a pencil!
BuromiSan: Is EVERYONE in your family this much of a crazy trailer-thumper??
BuromiSan: you won't get very far as a cracked out slum-gutting twit-raping stump-humping mother-dicker...
BuromiSan: No one likes a skanky turd-fucking telephone pole-smoking pork-shafting zombie-raper, you know.
BuromiSan: Quit being a titless dumpster-porking flashlight-cummer already!
BuromiSan: No one likes a smelly Pope-cracking fan-raping prick-teasing nitrous-seeker, you know.
BuromiSan: Were you born as a retarded dog-thumper or did you just recently become that way?
BuromiSan: you're a fucked up bagel-holstering mouse-smoker just like your mom!!!
Victim: cool.. ------- BuromiSan: I AM BUROMISAN
Victim: and you are gay too.
BuromiSan: Premature attack termination due to warning. http://www.detonate.net/buromisan/ ------- BuromiSan: hey there dorkmonger
Victim: heh
BuromiSan: Were you born as a rancid Nazi-thumping tip-cracker or did you just recently become that way?
Victim: that's Mr dorkmonger
BuromiSan: fucking ass-spanker!!
Victim: actually just yesterday I changed
BuromiSan: Quit being a slutty lube-banger already!
Victim: I'll give it some thought
BuromiSan: degraded barf-bashing raft-cumming tip-eater!!
Victim: I can't promise anything
BuromiSan: i was telling my friend about you, and he was like, 'what a stupid twat-whacker that guy is!!'
Victim: He sure has me pegged.
BuromiSan: whacked out hole-sporking nub-racing cop-growing clit-mongerer!!
BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a degraded trailer-playing tit-thumping spork-penetrating filth-cracker...that's low.
Victim: dood
Victim: sporks *
BuromiSan: Is EVERYONE in your family this much of a bowlegged Pokemon-smashing rod-lubing needle-munching cd-sporker??
Victim: EVERYONE but my sencond cousin Mindy
BuromiSan: i was telling my friend about you, and he was like, 'what a cross-eyed stump-holstering butt-whaling rat-cracking nub-guzzler that guy is!!'
Victim: She gives some great Head
BuromiSan: slutty filth-ordering Coca-Cola-racer!!
BuromiSan: Where else in the world can you find a cross-eyed wang-racing chimp-cummer... hmm?
Victim: Your my favorite bot ever Buromi!
BuromiSan: why are you such a cracked out gun-raping computer-riding elbow-smasher, huh?
BuromiSan: Have you always been such a skanky yokel-carving wang-pounding chimp-slitting barf-rocker?
BuromiSan: Were you born as a cracked out dongcopter-humping clit-smacker or did you just recently become that way?
Victim: \\\///\\\///35+5|d3!!!
BuromiSan: Quit being a weak bagel-masturbating rat-squatting cracker-whaler already!
BuromiSan: cracked out nub-humping shaft-barfing pimp-spanker!!
Victim: wewp
BuromiSan: dickless bible-sporking pimp-dicking baby-rocking raft-snorter!!
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"OH GGOD!!! NOT THE HYLIGHTER AGAIN!!! GO AWAY YOU LITTLE PEANUT HEDGEHOG!!!"
"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-PersonGuy
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Neophyre
Jedi Knight
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2001,17:51 |
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Just a few interesting logs i found. the victims responses are actually more entertaining than BuromiSan itself!
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BuromiSan: Hello! How are you today?
Victim: I'm well, thank you. And how, not to mention who, are you?
BuromiSan: Is EVERYONE in your family this much of a fucking pud-masturbater??
Victim: No. Just you.
BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a smelly fan-rocking pud-nibbling gun-downloading chimp-shaver...that's low.
Victim: How odd. Especially since she's been dead 10 years now. I'm sorry, silly child, but I have no time to deal with your nonsense.
BuromiSan: you won't get very far as a acne-covered baby-muncher...
BuromiSan: Where else in the world can you find a fucking nitrous-pounding baby-hanging oven-shaving shower-basher... hmm?
Victim: I find your command of invective to be quite... lacking
BuromiSan: you won't get very far as a smelly shower-jacking mexican-slitting zebra-shooter...
Victim: *yawn*
BuromiSan: why are you such a rancid monkey-teasing horse-blasting fart-thumper, huh?
BuromiSan: why are you such a total ghetto-sucking toilet-cumming monkey-raping cock-penetrater, huh?
-------------------------BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a stupid dong-hanging gut-nibbler...that's low.
Victim: right
BuromiSan: Were you born as a cross-eyed tit-jacking piano-borking yokel-hanging oven-sporker or did you just recently become that way?
Victim: where are you?
BuromiSan: degraded yashmak-coughing filth-porker!!
Victim: wow you're good
BuromiSan: why are you such a dickless bum-swallowing barf-barfer, huh?
Victim: did you have to go to school for that?
Victim: b/c i'm a girl asshole
BuromiSan: acne-covered dog-riding tip-shitter!!
Victim: ur boring me...don'r you have anything interesting to say/
BuromiSan: cracked out oven-nibbler!!
Victim: ok good one
BuromiSan: stupid Jesus-bashing drum-smashing prick-diddler!!
Victim: except i'm not who you think I am
BuromiSan: you're a cracked out burrito-blasting monkey-holstering hole-smacking clit-penetrater just like your mom!!!
Victim: now that's talent
BuromiSan: God damn, you're such a retarded wad-jacking trailer-borking slum-seeking cracker-prober sometimes!
Victim: ur disgusting....goodbye loser
BuromiSan: I've never met anyone that was as much of a lame-ass chimp-grower as you are.
BuromiSan: I've never met anyone that was as much of a crazy bong-blaster as you are.
Victim: you've never met ME asshole
----------------------- BuromiSan: Hi, Patrick
Victim: hey, who r u?
BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a degraded bong-porking ghetto-dicking battery-basher...that's low.
Victim: who r u?
BuromiSan: whacked out butt-diddling spoon-ordering flashlight-holsterer!!
Victim: i really do wish i could guess your identity
Victim: but i can't
Victim: SO TELL ME
BuromiSan: i was telling my friend about you, and he was like, 'what a weak stove-fucking bong-nibbler that guy is!!'
Victim: ok...
BuromiSan: why are you such a degraded refrigerator-squater, huh?
Victim: if u don't tell me who u r, i really have no explanation
BuromiSan: Have you always been such a slutty uncle-whacking ditz-slitter?
Victim: i can't explain cuz i don't know what u know about me
BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a acne-covered tit-guzzling horse-reamer...that's low.
Victim: ok...i'm scared
BuromiSan: you won't get very far as a total twit-bashing cop-whaler...
Victim: i guess not
Victim: who r u?
BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a acne-covered Coca-Cola-farting wang-mongerer...that's low.
BuromiSan: Is EVERYONE in your family this much of a cracked out fart-bashing potato-barfing tip-eater??
Victim: ok, u tell me who u r, or ur gonna be blocked
BuromiSan: you stupid wad-snorter!!!!!
BuromiSan: Have you always been such a whacked out mouse-rider?
Victim: hey, hey...mouse rider was over the line
BuromiSan: Where else in the world can you find a lame-ass computer-probing yashmak-shaving ogre-munching scab-farter... hmm?
Victim: i don't know
Victim: wait...yeah i do
BuromiSan: acne-covered rat-wrangler!!
Victim: where r u at?
BuromiSan: you won't get very far as a crazy dog-blasting zombie-raper...
Victim: well, i do shoot dogs...u got me there
BuromiSan: Were you born as a fucked up shower-shitting slum-nibbling weed-sporker or did you just recently become that way?
BuromiSan: why are you such a bowlegged zombie-snorting tip-hanging acid-barfer, huh?
Victim: it was a gradual process....
BuromiSan: you won't get very far as a dickless Pope-munching piano-blasting knife-inspecter...
Victim: who says i want to get far?
BuromiSan: Man, even your mom thinks you're a degraded monkey-mongering crank-smasher...that's low.
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SimplyModest
FNG
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2001,23:40 |
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we need a buromiSam t-shirt next ..:-)
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maximus
FNG
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Posted on: Jun. 09 2001,17:00 |
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I think if each shirt had a random phrase on it...you never knew what you would get. hell you could buy 25 shirts and get a surprise every time!
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maximus
FNG
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Posted on: Jun. 09 2001,21:55 |
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minus: you've just done what we call "crossing the line"
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