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smartsnake 
fol ol de ol rol im a troll
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Posted on: Jun. 07 2001,23:32 |
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Yea well these guys are funny as hell  anyone have any favorite songs sktches or scenes? um i like this one quote:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't is frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy,
or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser-snake.
Your piece of pork,
your wife's best friend,
your percy
or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in your sock. But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
and you won't
come
back. aaaaah, thankyewverymuch
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PersonGuy
Right-wing pigeon from outer space
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I never wanted to be a webmaster...I... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack! Leaping from tee to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers
of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood!
The Little California Rude Tee!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing! quote:
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm Okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea. He cuts down tees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavetry.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has butter scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars. He cuts down trees, He skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around.... In bars??????? He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day. I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa. He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged! ------------------
"OH GGOD!!! NOT THE HYLIGHTER AGAIN!!! GO AWAY YOU LITTLE PEANUT HEDGEHOG!!!"
"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-PersonGuy
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DeadAnztac
I am almost one of Us.
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2001,02:51 |
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In that last days of school I've been singing Monty Python in the halls REALLY LOUD, particularly the penis song
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DeadAnztac
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2001,02:55 |
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2 more that I've been singing in school were quote:
Minstrel's song #1
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen-- Minstrel's song #2
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. Minstrel's song #3
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
and quote:
Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs!
(BANG!)
also Sit On my Face, and more, all last 3 weeks in school This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on June 08, 2001 at 09:56 PM
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DeadAnztac
I am almost one of Us.
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2001,03:01 |
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oh yeah, and that's "Wish I'de been a girle, just like my dear Mama" PG 
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Non
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Posted on: Jun. 08 2001,17:06 |
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The death part in "The Meaning of Life" where death comes to collect those 4 ppl and they ask him how they died and death just says the salmon and they go along with it, then when they are entering the afterlife the lady goes... "But i didn't eat the salmon." ha ha ha.
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