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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 15 2000,18:24  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
As some of you know, if you're not completely anonymous on ICQ, you'll be routinely contacted by lonely desperate weirdos (men and women!!)

Heres some great conversation stoppers I use:

Freak: Hi! Wanna chat?
Me: Gee I'd love too, but my brother just got out of his cage and we have to go catch him before he eats someone.

Freak: Hi! Age/Sex/Location?
Me: Giznorph? Jilzabbiba!!

Freak: Hey, want to chat?
Me: Hmmm..well I dont, but one of my other personalities might..let me ask.

Freak: Hi!
Me: HI!!
Freak: Want to chat.
Me: Sorry I was just leaving.
Freak: Oh ok maybe later than.
Me: Bye
Freak: Bye
Me: Bye
Freak:..
Me: Bye
Me: Bye
Freak: Weren't you leaving?
Me: Bye
Me: Bye
(continue for a few hours)

Freak: Hey...whats up?
Me: Not much want to see my pic?
Freak: Sure! (they almost always want to)
Me: ->URL http://www.uglypeople.com/
Me: I'm the 4th guy from the top, fat one in the thong!


These arent that great but they do the job, got any better ones?
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I usually say something like "I want to have hot manlove with you" I have yet to get a reply.
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I just ignore them: unless they come up with something interesting to say, it's not worth the bother.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 15 2000,21:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Freak: Hey, wanna chat?
me: Have you seen my snake?
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Bother? This is not a bother my friend, its hours of entertainment, at the expense of someone who clearly was asking for it! There are enough real freaks out there!! They should be careful!

Heres one I've been dying to try...just have to have the right intro...

Freak: Hi! I saw in your info that you sing in a band. What kind of music do you play?

Me: Mostly Thrash Death Metal. Its pretty cool!

Freak: Oh...is that like metallica or something.

Me: Yeah, only louder, and we sacrifice people and worship satan, you know, stuff like that.

Freak: yeah right.

Me: No really. Last year we even sacrificed our bass player, he wasnt very good, but even bad musicians appease the evil daemons.

Freak: you're lying

Me: No I mean it. In fact we're looking for some new groupies...sorta. Hey want to come to our concert tommarow?

Freak: Um I have to go. Bye.

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Well I can't say anything about freaks on ICQ contacting me, being that I don't use it but I can say something about AIM =)

It consists of someone going on a BSB chat room on AOL other than myself and having them say something to the effect of "Hey, I got _____'s (insert a BSB's name here) sn!!!"

Wait a few seconds then prepared to be deluged with the IMs of 14 yr olds that are convinced you are a BSB. I strung one of them along for nearly an hour, then when I revealed the awful truth she wouldn't believe me. She thought I was trying to "trick her" LOL ... if she only knew.

Suffice to say, it's A LOT of fun ;)

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 19 2000,09:32 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
my buddy does that on aol. The nicknames SexyCindy or FlannelBoxers, seem to attract some real "interesting" folks.

you can always go with the (after few hours of chat):

"Man, its really scary when you think about it, i mean we dont even know eachother we could be psychos..."

"yeah...hehe"

"I mean, i could be in that car across the street on a laptop..stalking you. hey wave out the window to me would ya?"

this'll freak people out even though they know its not true, it just gets your brain going and after a while they're crawlin by all the windows in their house.

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Heh....

Freak: Hi, wanna chat?
Me: Um...exactly WHERE did you get the idea I'd want to talk to you?

So, its a bit bitchy, but you should see how I shut down guys in bars. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA. Personal favorite: "WHY are you talking to me?"
or "Don't sit there, go away"

That and emails resulting from my yahoo profile. Shortest path to destruction is when I send their replies back with all of the typos, spelling, and improper uses of grammar corrected.

This is called "too much time on my hands, I need a busier job".

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 21 2000,01:48 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
ive never had a stranger contact me through icq.
oh wait.. once a guy in argentina kept asking if i was 'maria'. "que es Maria" i would reply. and then we talked for a bit. but i no speek mexican good.

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Join the club! I leave my ICQ on at work just hoping it'll provide such entertainment!
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